#btlstarter

[imalexgrey]

I found an extra cookie in my lunchbag and a scribbled note

My daughter is the cutest. Also I just really really love cookies. 

[imalexgrey]

You know you've watched too much spongebob when

You hum the theme song while preparing for court. 

[platinumsphynxowner]

I swear

If someone else pukes in the restrooms, heads will roll. 

[bpdsfinest-blog]

Finally

"A day off tomorrow and I have zero plans of sleeping any time soon."

[dr-sommers]

"This is the part of the job I hate."

[detectivedeansnow]

Argh!

"Sometimes I really hate playing bad cop."

[journalistswaters]

"Nope...more to the right, no, your other right. Yup...I think you got it all."

[dr-sommers]

"It's always nice to be able to have a drink on a night off."