#bts text post

[leviackermanscleaningbuddy]

Yoongi: God gave me depression because if my ambitions went unchecked I would have bested him in hand to hand combat by the age of sixteen.

[solacowboy]

+ bonus

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

bangtan + the internet (3/?)

[viviwhatdoyouthink]

Yoongi : I'm drinking with Namjoon on Tuesday. producer : …and that's why we have to do a whole show with alcohol? Yoongi: show!?!? I thought you were collecting a list of my drinking buddies.

[btsmosphere]

bts as things my friends have said #1

Hobi: you’re a first world problem Jin: no I’m a first world blessing

[leviackermanscleaningbuddy]

Namjoon: *exists*

Predebut Jungkook: This means nothing. I'm twelve, I'm sure these feelings will fade.

*Four years later*

Jungkook: Any day now.

[leviackermanscleaningbuddy]

*Yoongi and Jin arguing*

Jungkook *whispering to Taehyung*: Should we leave?

Taehyung: No, no, I wanna see Yoongi-hyung make Jin-hyung cry.

[leviackermanscleaningbuddy]

Namjoon: Do you take constructive criticism?

Yoongi: Look me in the eye and tell me if you think I take any type of criticism.

Namjoon: Good point.

[leviackermanscleaningbuddy]

Hobi: What's wrong?

Yoongi: Nothing.

Hobi: *Suspicion*

<LATER>

Hobi: Yoongi has never lied to me and I trust him with my life.

Hobi: But that shifty bastard is hiding something.

Jimin: Drugs?

Hobi: Emotions.

Jimin:*Gasp*