#bts as things

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bts as things my friends have said #13

Maknae line, on the phone with Namjoon: we know where we are, we just don’t know where it is

[namjoonxorg]

BTS as Things My Friends Have Said Part Five

“i forgot to get high before class bruh... that’s why it sucks ass” (taehyung)

“is clifford the big red dog a kaiju? i need to know.” (hoseok)

“that may be a heart palpitation grace...” (namjoon) “oh okay” (yoongi)

“I cumin” (seokjin) “didn’t know you were a spice.” (yoongi) “*coming, fuck you” (seokjin)

“i’m having a crisis. are you up? i feel like i’ll die.” (seokjin) “are you okay? i have class soon. what’s wrong?” (namjoon) “i am a monogram family. that’s my crisis” (seokjin) “.... i am so sorry.” (namjoon)

“please let me do your math. i miss doing math so much. i love math” (namjoon)

“he’s paying $20 for dookie facebook.” (taehyung) ”he’s trying his best... not quite working but a for effort ig?” (jimin) “bootleg facebook is so fucked.” (jungkook)

“i was thinking of making my antidepressant pill bottles into earrings...” (taehyung) “wait, why’d they be cute though?” (jungkook)

“i’m a gemini if anyone was wondering.” (seokjin) “no one was” (jungkook) “this is homophobic” (seokjin)

“you’re snorting like the meat i’m eating.” (seokjin)

“okay one drowned and three starved to death. we’re down to three... they’re locked in a room full of lit fireplaces and carpets now” (jungkook)

“dragon from shrek.” (taehyung) “milf.” (jimin)

“i’m hate-criming you, but like as a joke i guess” (hoseok)

“if this were real school i’d piss my pants rn so i could leave no cap... or i’d just ask to go to the bathroom, but pissing myself is funny though” (jungkook) “but then you’d be slightly uncomfortable for the rest of the day.” (namjoon) “i’ve pissed myself before i’ll deal.” (jungkook)

“bring food” (jungkook) “fuck you eat the grass... i’m sorry, what do you want?” (jimin)

“i simply don’t have pronouns. i do not exist. i am made up” (yoongi) “....are you okay there?” (namjoon) “oh yeah i’m fine” (yoongi)

“capitalism is not helping my depression” (yoongi)

“born to shit, forced to wipe. have you not heard me say that before?? it’s one of my slogans...” (hoseok)

[beyoncesdragon]

bts as flowers - 1/7

Park Jimin

PINK ROSE for grace, elegance, femininity

[jeonsbananamilk]

BTS as things I've said🗿

Jin: no I'm not friend zoning you. I just wished I found someone like you but not you.

Yoongi: all the spoons are dirty and I'd rather eat my cereal with a shovel than wash them.

Namjoon: i feel like spongebob was a democrat and patrick was a liberal and that's why they sometimes fought.

Hoseok: I went to the kitchen to wash my hands and accidentally instead of soap I used salt.

Jimin: i might be 4"11 but I want to be the big spoon so shut up and turn to the side so I can drown you in the concetrated love of a smol bitch.

Taehyung: yes but I wish I was a fucking elephant tho.

Jungkook: listening to the discography of my chemical romance and chill, but I'm alone and having a panic attack so it's not very chill.

[firebettercallnct]

bts as the care bears

#TAEHYUNG: baby tugs bear (tugs)

BABY TUGS BEAR:

baby tugs bear is a happy, rough and tumble little care bear boy. naturally curious and playful, tugs has a habit of getting into trouble. in tugs' own mind, he is a full-fledged, full-grown care bear, and can be really brave, though he is hardly ever without his twin sister, hugs. they both get along, but like every brother and sister, they sometimes fight.

his symbol: a smiling star in a diaper - reflects his bright and happy personality.

more of bts as the care bears:

seokjin • yoongi • hoseok • namjoon • jimin • taehyung • jungkook

[littleterrypottermix]

BTS members as sounds

Namjoon - people walking by in a bustling city, a tram stop and the flipping of pages of a book

Yoongi - crickets and loose piano keys

Jin - waiters carrying plates at a classy dinner restaurant

Hobi - rollercoasters and carnivals

Jimin - chirping birds and tiny footsteps of animals

Tae - a coffee shop in the morning with distant chatter of people

Jungkook - ocean waves and kids laughing in the background

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~ update on 06.06.2021

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