#bts as things

[namjoonxorg]

BTS as Things My Friends Have Said Part Seven

“Why do I write like this?” (namjoon) “Because you’re GAY” (seokjin)

“I really hope than when i die someone reads these messages and thinks i’m a raging racist” (taehyung) “i hope so too” (yoongi)

“how does she kiss her mom bro?” (taehyung) “on the lips” (jungkook)

“i’ll drive into your pfizer pfuzzy” (seokjin)

“your red flag is that you run. what are you running from” (yoongi)

“the dementors kiss if u will... because i’ll suck his soul out” (namjoon)

“it’s a limp dick at best” (taehyung)

“just put the vegan stuff in one place” (hoseok) “segregation” (jungkook)

“my RA just told us that someone lost a condom down the drain and now we aren’t allowed to fuck in the showers because it burst the pipes” (jungkook) “that’s some freaky ass foreplay” (jimin) “let’s get horny by fucking the pipes up” (seokjin)

“there is no coffee” (yoongi) “there is a good amount of coffee. die.” (jimin)

“pop a titty for me... respectfully...” (jungkook)

“Vermont be like ‘$4, white people made it!’“ (hoseok)

“damn what happened” (hoseok) “drugs” (yoongi)

“i wonder if lesbians are better at it????” (taehyung) “lesbians are better at everything” (yoongi)

“it’s not like covid did more damage than WW2... just try it out” (jimin) “heroin doesn’t do more damage than the atomic bomb, just try it out!” (namjoon)

“how does a dog custody agreement go down?” (jungkook) “is there a court specifically for dog custody???” (taehyung) “DOG IN DIVORCE COURT” (jimin)

“a 50 year old asked me out yesterday and offered me weed” (seokjin) “...did you take it...?” (hoseok) “i got his number. he didn’t have it on him” (seokjin)

“should i ask if he likes honey mustard?” (hoseok)

”you rat fuck get to class” (seokjin) “i’m putting pants on gimme a sec” (yoongi) “one leg at a time” (seokjin) “both legs at once” (jungkook)

“CAN I SEE MILF MODE” (namjoon)

“almost every hand you’ve ever shaken has had a dick in it” (taehyung) “i hate you” (yoongi) “why are you booing me i’m right” (taehyung)

“me and my mom are gonna make a bet to see if my brother can get some action” (seokjin) “i bet no” (yoongi) “i’m putting $20 on no” (namjoon)

“pierce your nipples” (seokjin) “maybe idk” (jimin) “do you have weird nipples or something” (seokjin)

[namjoonxorg]

BTS as Things My Friends Have Said Part Five

“i forgot to get high before class bruh... that’s why it sucks ass” (taehyung)

“is clifford the big red dog a kaiju? i need to know.” (hoseok)

“that may be a heart palpitation grace...” (namjoon) “oh okay” (yoongi)

“I cumin” (seokjin) “didn’t know you were a spice.” (yoongi) “*coming, fuck you” (seokjin)

“i’m having a crisis. are you up? i feel like i’ll die.” (seokjin) “are you okay? i have class soon. what’s wrong?” (namjoon) “i am a monogram family. that’s my crisis” (seokjin) “.... i am so sorry.” (namjoon)

“please let me do your math. i miss doing math so much. i love math” (namjoon)

“he’s paying $20 for dookie facebook.” (taehyung) ”he’s trying his best... not quite working but a for effort ig?” (jimin) “bootleg facebook is so fucked.” (jungkook)

“i was thinking of making my antidepressant pill bottles into earrings...” (taehyung) “wait, why’d they be cute though?” (jungkook)

“i’m a gemini if anyone was wondering.” (seokjin) “no one was” (jungkook) “this is homophobic” (seokjin)

“you’re snorting like the meat i’m eating.” (seokjin)

“okay one drowned and three starved to death. we’re down to three... they’re locked in a room full of lit fireplaces and carpets now” (jungkook)

“dragon from shrek.” (taehyung) “milf.” (jimin)

“i’m hate-criming you, but like as a joke i guess” (hoseok)

“if this were real school i’d piss my pants rn so i could leave no cap... or i’d just ask to go to the bathroom, but pissing myself is funny though” (jungkook) “but then you’d be slightly uncomfortable for the rest of the day.” (namjoon) “i’ve pissed myself before i’ll deal.” (jungkook)

“bring food” (jungkook) “fuck you eat the grass... i’m sorry, what do you want?” (jimin)

“i simply don’t have pronouns. i do not exist. i am made up” (yoongi) “....are you okay there?” (namjoon) “oh yeah i’m fine” (yoongi)

“capitalism is not helping my depression” (yoongi)

“born to shit, forced to wipe. have you not heard me say that before?? it’s one of my slogans...” (hoseok)

[namjoonxorg]

BTS as Things My Friends Have Said Part Three

“You passed out from the flu vaccine? You’re not special sweetie” (Hoseok)

“Just saw a girl on tiktok waxing her friend’s vagina... no thanks...” (Namjoon)  “Are you saying you wouldn’t do that for me?” (Seokjin) “Yes I am.” (Namjoon) “Fake friend.” (Seokjin)

“Witches can’t accept jesus.” (Seokjin)

“I hate gays because I hate myself.” (Jungkook)

“I may be stupid, but I’m not dumb.” (Namjoon) “Debatable.” (Yoongi)

“!! Fuck the surveillance state !!” (Jungkook)

“My mom lost our elf on a shelf...” (Taehyung)

“If I killed someone would you be surprised?” (Jimin) “Yes.” (Yoongi) “Yes!!” (Taehyung) “Thank you :)” (Jimin)

“You know it’s bad when T.J.Maxx isn’t safe anymore” (Seokjin)

“My new theory is that LGBTQ actually includes straight art girls.” (Seokjin) “Straight art girls are the true ally” (Taehyung)

“I missed a lot but yeah Grace is a bottom” (Yoongi)

“well noodle man wasn’t very domineering” (Taehyung)

“What does this mean?” [a picture that matches my personality best with Remy the Rat’s] (Taehyung) “That you’re a top” (Jungkook)

“No dick no balls and kind of funny looking” (Seokjin)

“Turkey won’t be the only thing being slaughtered on thanksgiving😤😡🍽️“ (Seokjin)

“Means more coming from lesbians” (Yoongi)

“Ruin! Thanksgiving! It’s a racist colonizer holiday anyway!” (Namjoon)

“Instead of slashing someone’s tire you muffin it... a muffin hate crime” (Taehyung)

“Can I use my graduation tassels as a belt?” (Hoseok)

“Girlfriends that take anti-depressants together stay together” (Yoongi)

“These melatonin gummies taste so good” (Jungkook)

“I hate capitalism. Fuck capitalism” (Yoongi)

“I love you and our future titty art.” (Namjoon)

“VAGINA ART” (Taehyung)

“Can I be a menorah instead of a tree, John?” (Hoseok)

“I either die or shit my pants in this world... or both...” (Hoseok)

“Marie kondeez nuts.” (Jungkook)

“I should snort my next round of meds” (Jimin)

“SHES GAY YOUR HONOR” (Jungkook)

“u can listen to ur news i’ll be listening to my harry potter podcast😎“ (Jungkook)

[mangie-fanboy-blog]

BTS as things I’ve said unironically:

(First post please no hate)

Namjoon: “I might be stupid but at least I’m not gay. Oh wait. I’m pan. I’m technically gay. Shit.”

Seokjin: “PINK IS FOR LOSERS!! I’m a loser.”

Yoongi: “I woke up at 10:15 am and I’m going to bed at 9. Only Hoseok could keep me awake.”

Hoseok: “ONCE AGAIN WE ARE HERE IN THE PITS OF HELL TO THE LEFT IS SATAN AND HIS BODYGUARDS!! Oh wait, it’s just the principal.”

Jimin: “Unda da sea, on da pussay, either way, Ariel ain’t staying.”

Taehyung: “IF YOU GONNA CALL ME A BOTTOM PUT POWER IN FRONT OF IT!! .... the power to submit to anyone and take a lot of spanks.”

Jeongguk: “I’m here, I’m queer, and I’m about to cry so let’s meet another time!”

[jeonsbananamilk]

BTS as things I've said🗿

Jin: no I'm not friend zoning you. I just wished I found someone like you but not you.

Yoongi: all the spoons are dirty and I'd rather eat my cereal with a shovel than wash them.

Namjoon: i feel like spongebob was a democrat and patrick was a liberal and that's why they sometimes fought.

Hoseok: I went to the kitchen to wash my hands and accidentally instead of soap I used salt.

Jimin: i might be 4"11 but I want to be the big spoon so shut up and turn to the side so I can drown you in the concetrated love of a smol bitch.

Taehyung: yes but I wish I was a fucking elephant tho.

Jungkook: listening to the discography of my chemical romance and chill, but I'm alone and having a panic attack so it's not very chill.

[yoonbicore]

bts as troubled birds

seokjin

yoongi

hoseok

namjoon

jimin

taehyung

jungkook

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BTS | 7 Deadly Sins

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[firebettercallnct]

bts as the care bears

#JUNGKOOK: do-your-best bear

DO-YOUR-BEST BEAR:

do-your-best bear is a care bear who dreams big and never gives up. like his name says, he helps others put their best into everything they do. he's an upbeat bear who's always ready to say, "great job!"

symbol: do-your-best bear's colorful kite symbol reminds every one that the sky's the limit when you give your best. his "aim high" attitude also shows in his tummy symbol.

more of bts as the care bears:

seokjin • yoongi • hoseok • namjoon • jimin • taehyung • jungkook