#incorrect bts quote

[random-incorrect-things]

Jungkook: If you kill me, my teeth only have a 2% drop rate.

Seokjin: What?

Jungkook: Good luck.

[leviackermanscleaningbuddy]

Yoongi: God gave me depression because if my ambitions went unchecked I would have bested him in hand to hand combat by the age of sixteen.

[viviwhatdoyouthink]

Yoongi : I'm drinking with Namjoon on Tuesday. producer : …and that's why we have to do a whole show with alcohol? Yoongi: show!?!? I thought you were collecting a list of my drinking buddies.

[uwujgk]

Namjoon: Why are Jimin and Jungkook sitting back to back?

Taehyung: They had a fight.

Namjoon: Why are they holding hands?

Taehyung: They get sad when they fight.

[random-incorrect-things]

Jungkook: The first time I ever got upset in front of Yoongi, he put his arms around me and it was so awkward that I had to ask him if he was hugging me or reaching for something on the shelf behind me.

Yoongi: I was doing both, for your information.

Taehyung: The first time Yoongi hugged me, it was such a disaster we didn’t make eye contact for, like, a week after.

[leviackermanscleaningbuddy]

Namjoon: *exists*

Predebut Jungkook: This means nothing. I'm twelve, I'm sure these feelings will fade.

*Four years later*

Jungkook: Any day now.

[leviackermanscleaningbuddy]

*Yoongi and Jin arguing*

Jungkook *whispering to Taehyung*: Should we leave?

Taehyung: No, no, I wanna see Yoongi-hyung make Jin-hyung cry.

[leviackermanscleaningbuddy]

Namjoon: Do you take constructive criticism?

Yoongi: Look me in the eye and tell me if you think I take any type of criticism.

Namjoon: Good point.