seen from Netherlands
seen from United States
seen from Ireland
seen from Malaysia
seen from Saudi Arabia
seen from Taiwan
seen from Italy
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from Japan
seen from United States
seen from Poland
seen from Thailand
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seen from United States
BTS as things I can’t figure out on Tumblr:
SJ: How to turn off email notifications
JM: If I’m actually following someone
YG: There are so many ads?
HS: Optimal tagging
JK: Livable color palette
NJ: Difference between a note and a comment
TH: Knowing what is happening when
Spoiler!!
Yugo’s fear of being eaten is outweighed by his thirst for Rin
Bts as shit my cousins have said
Jin: *Looks at every one sitting around him*
 “I swear I am the Kim Kardashian of this family”
Jimin: “Can I cuddle your arm while you watch tv?”
“Wtf no, why do you want to cuddle my arm???”
“Because I love you and I want to cuddle you”
RM: “Okay remember when you told me not to touch anything on your desk because you didn’t trust me and you didn’t want me to break anything on it ???”
“I swear to god what did you break?!”
“Your speaker………..”
*Runs away before he can get hit*
J-Hope: *listening to little things by one direction with headphones on*
*starts dancing hella hard*
*other cousin walks in*Â
“Ohhhh shit what song are you getting lit to???”
*shows him the song”
“Bruh how tf you be getting lit to a slow ass song???!!!! LIKE HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?????”
V: “Do you ever wonder if the dogs know that they are dogs”
“What are you talking about?”
“Like seriously what if the dog thinks that he is the owner and we are his pets?”
“…….. I cant with you right now.”
Jungkook: “BRUUUH you’ve been playing this damn game for like 5 hours and your kill streak low af, I’ve been playing for 5 minuets and I’ve already have a hella strong streak”
Suga: *Walks outside for the first time all day*
“Ewwww why is it so bright out here tf”
“Yeah that will happens when you spend the majority of day locked up in your room listening to music or watching netflix”
“Shut up let just hurry up and get food so I can come back and take a nap”
BTS as things i have said to my kid brother
Kim Seokjin:"No buts Mr! BUTTS ARE FOR SITTING!!"
Min Yoongi:"You play club penguin? Kill yourself."
Kim Namjoon:"Why is the toaster in the fridge?"
Jung Hoseok:"The sun is blinding me!"
Park Jimin:"Soap is important sir."
Kim Taehyung:"NO SOUP FOR YOU BITCH"
Jeon Jungkook:"I came here to have a good time, and i feel so attacked right now."
BTS as Things my Dog does
Seokjin: Starting to drool as soon as he sees someone eating food he thinks he should be allowed to eat as well
Yoongi: Going to curl up in his doggie bed whenever he is called over
Hoseok: Making whale noise like he's singing when he thinks he has something important to say and wants attention
Namjoon: Looking over his shoulder while walking because he saw something and runing straight into a wall
Jimin: Being a cute little mochi that you just can't help but love
Taehyung: Barking at a hot-air balloon
Jungkook: Dragging the one walking him across the street because he decided he wants to walk on that side for no apparent reason
spoiler.... but i need to know more about the appleshipping vore fic you vagued please
technically it isn’t Rin he is afraid of getting eaten by but her parents (Zarc and Ray) bc they lowkey accidentally kidnapped him, but Rin did ALMOST try and eat him beforehand as she says
“Well I saw this huge fish that looked tasty, but when I tried to grab it, he turned out to be part boy, and well he still looked tasty, but he didn’t like my biting.”
So not explicitly that but if you like those vibes them they’re still there, bc Yugo in this AU is kinda a monsterfucker
I've mentioned Germination having a soft spot in my heart but I'm quite partial to Between the Sea and Sky as well... There are few one-shots in your drabble dump too I love rereading but naturally my brain can't remember any of them rn
lol whenever forced to name a fave I always forget everything I have ever read/watched/played so I have no hard feelings, I’m glad BTSAS is so well-liked, I want to get back to expanding that AU but I think I want to do it once I finish one of my other multichap fics (one is only two chapters away from being done)
Whats your fave ridiculous au? :DDD
Ridiculous AU oh boy....
There’s Between the Sea and the Sky which is about accidental marriage proposals and kidnappings bc of a language barrier
I also have a superhero au where the team is so dysfunctional it’s debatable if they are actually any use to the city
