#btsincorrect

[clowntansonyeondan]

Hairdresser: How would you like your hair cut?

Jungkook: Preferably with scissors, but a sword could be badass.

[notbeyondbts]

Jungkook sleeping with NamJin

Jungkook: Hyung!

Namjoon: Not today Jungkook, it's 3 AM

Jungkook looking at Jin with big doe eyes

Jin: Ohh let him Joonie

Namjoon: *given up*

Jungkook: If we are calculating on a calculator aren't we the calculators?

Jin: I am sorry Namjoon.

Jungkook: *sleeping before he dies*

[juliettecxi]

Jin, to the Mona Lisa: You think you're finest piece of art in the world? You lost that title in 1992 bitch.

[jooniboii]

[clowntansonyeondan]

Taehyung: Uh, I think I got your lunch.

Taehyung: *Holds up a note that reads: ‘I am very proud of you. Love, Seokjin hyung’*

Jimin: Oh yeah. I didn’t think this was for me.

Jimin: *Holds up a note that reads: ‘Be good. For the love of God, Please be good.’*

[clowntansonyeondan]

Seokjin: How is spring not everyone’s favorite season? The trees are PINK, guys!

Yoongi: Allergies are also a problem, y'know.

Seokjin: But pink.

Namjoon: And it's hot.

Seokjin: PINK!

[clowntansonyeondan]

HYYH Seokjin: Everyone, synchronize your watches.

HYYH Jungkook: I don’t know how to do that.

HYYH Namjoon: I don’t wear a watch.

HYYH Taehyung: Time is a social construct.

[clowntansonyeondan]

HYYH Taehyung: I was put in this loop to do one thing.

HYYH Taehyung: Luckily I forgot what it was so I can do whatever I want.