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Jisung: stab wound? i think you mean extra pocket

Jin, to the Mona Lisa: You think you're finest piece of art in the world? You lost that title in 1992 bitch.

Chenle: when i was little, i've always wanted to marry a rich man.

Chenle, holding Jisung's hand in the air: and now my dream finally came true

Jisung: you are literally the richest guy in this room

Jisung, yelling: YOU LIL BITCH CHENLE YOU WERE ADOPTED

Chenle, yelling even louder: AT LEAST I WAS WANTED

Haechan: describe how much you hate me

Ten: not wanting to sound rude or anything, but if my phone was on 99%, I'd unplug your life support and plug in my charger to get 100%.

Haechan: once again, we are stuck in a gay situation

Hendery: i'm straighter than the pole your mom dances on

Haechan: my mom's been using MY pole? oh my god i'm gonna kill her

Chenle: haechan who is this guy

Mark: so y'all are not worried about the fact that haechan has a pole-

Jisung: nah we been knew

Jaemin: sometimes i use it, too

Taeyong: he said he was gonna kill his mom-

Haechan: *smiles* *the clouds clear and the sky opens up* *a gentle breeze blows through his hair*

Mark: ah, yes...money. i just absolutely love money. It's my favorite thing in the world.

Renjun: imagine holding someone's head carefully, caressing their cheeks with your thumb

Jeno: aw thats so

Renjun: and then you turn their head and you break their neck

Jaemin: THAT TOOK A BIG TURN

Renjun: so did their head

Jaemin: KSNDKS RENJUN IM DYING

Renjun: so are they.

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