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Definitely should reclaim the asexual tag before conquering Europe-

*Ahem*

Yas asexuals slay, ✨slay✨...

SLAAAAAAYYYY THE BOTS!

DEFEND YOUR LAND! TAKE BACK YOUR THRONE! SLAUGHTER YOUR ENEMIES!

GLORY TO THE ACESPEC EMPIRE AND THEIR ALLIES-

Me: At this point I'm gonna have to make a whole side blog dedicated to the AroAcespec takeover of Europe-

My brain: YOU HAVE TOO MANY SIDE BLOGS-

Me: I'M GONNA DO IT-

My brain: NOOOOOOOOO RIAN-

Update: I made the blog-

*Slams fists on a desk three times*

What's the point of planning the takeover of Europe for the AroAce Spec Empire if I don't live in Europe?

How am I gonna know the layout? When to strike? The defenses?

Fortunately, I am eyeing a European country to move to that I think will be a tactical advantage for the AroAce Spec Empire...

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