#buckyouall

[sirartwork]

Stream Request for a certain goober

[howlingday]

Nora: (Goblin) Carry me, human!

Jaune: (Human) Hm?

Weiss: (Elf) Be careful, Jaune. Goblins are known for their trickery.

Jaune: Eh, what's the worst that could happen. (Picks up Nora)

Nora: (Cackles maniacally) Stupid human! Nora has captured you! You are now Nora's slave-husband! Feed me! Feed Nora! Give Nora food!

Weiss: (Sighs) I warned you. Might as well put her down and-

Jaune: I'm... married? (Holds Nora higher) That's wonderful! As your husband, I vow to always protect you, cherish you, and always be true to you!

Nora: Waah! Human! Put Nora down! Nora doesn't like heights!