Ducky = Darcy Lewis/Bucky Barnes
Who’s more dominant: Darcy without a doubt
Who’s the cuddler: Both of them
Who’s the big spoon/little spoon: Bucky is the big spoon and Darcy is the little one, but they usually cuddle face to face.
What’s their favorite non-sexual activity: Making fun of Steve.
Who uses all the hot water: Bucky.
Most trivial thing they fight over: Darcy leaving the top off the ice cream.
Who does most of the cleaning: They live in the Avengers Tower so technically Tony (by way of his robots)
What has a season pass on their dvr/Who controls the netflix queue: Bucky SERIOUSLY needs to get caught up on media so Darcy’s teaching him with Netflix.
Who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: Darcy, Bucky’s still a little afraid people hate him. (They don’t babe, we all know why you did what you did and we love you.)
Who leaves their stuff around: Darcy.
Who remembers to buy the milk: Bucky.
Who remembers anniversaries: Both of them.
Who cooks normally: Bucky (Darcy still makes jokes about him being her 40s househusband.)
How often do they fight: Serious fights are rare but they bicker and banter a lot.
What do they do when they’re away from each other: Mostly Bucky’s off trying to get himself killed in his quest to redeem himself and Darcy helps Jane out.
Nicknames for each other: Bucky uses Doll, Darce, Broad, & Baby. Darcy uses Buck, Babe, Old Man, Vintage, and after discovering 40s slang “Active Duty” (which meant “a sexually promiscuous boy”)
Who is more likely to pay for dinner: Well honestly they mostly make Tony pay because what good is a billionaire friend if he won’t pay for dates?
Who steals the covers at night: Darcy. Bucky wakes up and just snuggles closer to her.
What would they get each other for gifts: Darcy gets Bucky hair ties as a joke. But Bucky’s really good about giving serious gifts, he gets flowers and those obscure history books that literally no one knows about but Darcy who is a giant history nerd.
Who kissed who first: Darcy.
Who made the first move: Again Darcy.
Who remembers things: Both of them. Bucky scrapbooks because he doesn’t want to ever forget again.
Who started the relationship: Darcy asked Bucky out, he was really flustered.
Who cusses more: Darcy, but not by much.
What would they do if the other one was hurt: Tear the world apart to make sure they get better.
Who is the dirty talker: Bucky (Darcy does too but not as much).
A head canon: They’re that couple that sits and judges everyone around them. Also they go on double dates with Sam and Steve a lot.
