I love the Bohrok. I love the Bahrag. I love the Bohrok-Kal.
I love that the Bohrok are basically an automatic hoover, and when Makuta was beat he just shouted “Alexa! Turn on hoover!” at the Bahrag, and they heard him and turned on all the Hoovers. And then the Toa went to the Bahrag like “Hey, come on, turn off the Hoovers.” and the Bahrag were like “Bro. I only know how to turn on hoovers. Well that’s a lie, but it’s the only thing I like. I love have Hoovers turn on! Hoovers go Cleansing! All Bahrag today know how to do is eat hot chip, activate the Bohrok, make more Bohrok, and lie. Someone asked me to turn on the hoovers, why would we ever turn them off?”. And the Toa were like “Playtime isn’t over! The hoovers are getting in the way!” so they built a littol faraday cage around the Gubbins (in my hoover metaphor the Bahrag are an Alexa type thing that controls the hoovers, but I can’t think of a good term for that, so lets just use Gubbins), and so the “Hoovers be activated” command couldn’t reach the Hoovers any more. So they turned off. But THEN! Then there were a group of Super Hoovers, that had been preprogrammed to stop anyone from messing with the Gubbins, and especially to stop anyone from making a cage around them. Also these ones are Sentient and have really cool powers.
I just love the image of someone pressing the button on their roomba’s hub to turn it off, but then a group of better roombas are deployed that turn the hub back on.
