#incorrect mcu

[johnwalkerwaow]

Bob: alright guys hug it out

*the Thunderbolts all struggle into a group hug*

John: who took my wallet?

Yelena: sorry

[incorrectmarvels]

Yelena: Ava’s smiling, did something good happen?

Ava: Can’t I just smile because I feel like it?

Bob: Walker tripped and fell in the parking lot this morning

[simple-dorito]

You: *babysitting Franklin* who’s a cute little boy who’s -hopefully- not going to grow up into a mega, ultra powerful cosmic overlord who might see the end of this universe and the next.

Franklin: *grabs a hold of your shirt and looks you in the eyes while baby babbling*

You: Johnny come save me your nephew is staring deep into my soul.

Franklin: *laughs and smiles as his tiny fists grab at your shirt*

Johnny: *staring at you adoringly as you fret to keep Franklin in your arms securely as his nephew clung to you like a koala* marry me

You: what.

Johnny: what

Ben: *eating popcorn as he looks between the two of you* oh this is so going to be something I need to bring up in the best man speech.

[incorrectpeterparker]

Tony: And what do we say when life disappoints us?

Peter: Called it.

Tony: No.

[deaddovemars]

Clint is the Tony Hawk of the Marvel Universe

[floilee]

In health and in sickness

[underoooos]

Sam: Why is Peter duct-taped to the ceiling? Bucky: Consequences. Peter: It was a joke! Bucky: So is your judgment.

[im-tops-bottom]

Tony: *grumbling* What do you two want now?

Steve: Just checking in. Making sure you’re taking breaks.

Bucky: Making sure you’re hydrated.

Steve: Making sure you’re not overworking yourself.

Bucky: Making sure you know how good you look in those glasses.

Steve: *blinking* Bucky.

Bucky: What? It’s an important check-in.