#burnienotice

[boltlightning]

listen, it's rayla's birthday. she's a scoundrel and traitor to the crown but she tells me stuff about got and is sometimes pretty ok. pls write me a care plan

[davidtenthant-blog]

[jbaggles]

RIGHT OMG do you think elway would report it or something maybe?

OH RIGHT THAT IS TRUE

he must of

ok that makes me feel better

[jbaggles]

Dexter

character i’d like to see have an emotional breakdown: haven't they all had one already? i guess masuka. he has gotten really upset before, but i don't think it qualified as an emotional breakdown. 

character i’d like to see get punched in the face: as of right now? dexter. he needs a punch in the face. maybe that'll knock him off the dumbass train he's been riding.

character most likely to sing along to journey songs in the car: what if i said doakes??? idk man probably deb if she was in a good enough mood. definitely angel. 

character who refuses to pull over and ask for directions on roadtrips: DEBRA. "fuck you, dexter. i can fucking do this. i'm fucking fine. LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE. ANGEL, TURN OFF GODDAMN FUCKING JOURNEY!!!!!!!"

character who always stubs their toes on the washing machine: quinn. his life is a disaster, and he's drunk a lot so.

character who changes their starbucks order ten times: rita only b/c astor and cody were constantly changing what kind of sweets they wanted.

character who shows up late for everything: deb. except for when it's work. so that's not everything. 

character who is the worst kisser: trinity b/c WHY NOT? he's too busy killing ppl to worry about improving make out skills. 

character who takes 45 minutes showers: i'm pretty sure dexter likes long showers. 

character who gets most bent out of shape over the pronunciation of gif: masuka is legit the only person i could see knowing what gif even meant. i don't think he'd care though.

[rodays]

7!

Dr. Mindy Lahiri would be an absolute blast at a sleepover, omg

Leslie Knope would be, too…I would just have to make sure she didn’t try to sneak off to do work

Penny Hartz would bring the wine timez

Jess Day would probably be fun??? She would be all about crying while watching sad movies and eating ice cream, and I am all about that life

Margaery Tyrell would be like that popular girl that you invite to a sleepover on the off chance that she’d come, and she shows up and she’s actually pretty nice, but you know you don’t want to get on her bad side, and she gossips with you and calls your ex-boyfriend and makes him cry for being a douche to you. So…I’m not sure if I’d actually want her there or not? But I think she’d be fun?????

jk I WOULD TOTES INVITE JULIET O'HARA