#burymecherry

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thinking about hollanov having an outdoor shower at the cottage. shane had one installed to wash the lake water and sand off before going back inside after swimming, of course ilya discovers it on his first visit and he has to be horny about it. seeing shane use it after a dive in the lake, midday sun hitting his tan skin, swim trunks clinging to his body and around his ass, he wanders up to shane and wraps around him under the water kissing at his shoulders as the water runs over him in rivets. he plays with the waistband on shane’s trunks trying to see how far he can get shane to go, feeling him squirm and protest because they “can’t” they’re outdoors…anyone can see…what if my parents drive up. ilya just sinks to his knees and tells him he better be quick then…

ilya makes it his mission to fuck shane properly in the outdoor shower. maybe they go for a sunset swim one day and ilya is just rinsing off completely naked in the outdoor shower cause his trunks had “sand in them” and he’s glowing golden under the water…the soft spray of it diffusing off of him and creating rainbows in the sun. water dripping down his legs and into his v-line and down down down. shane is standing near by in his towel trying not to pass out at this spectacle. ilya motions for shane to drop his towel and trunks while putting a hand on his cock and stroking slowly. a recreation of the first time but this time it’s not in the dingy rink showers…this time they’re at their favorite place in the world, and they’re in love and it’s open but so private and it’s just the perfect amount of exhibition for shane. he joins ilya in the shower and they kiss hot and hungry, their skin slick with water sliding together. the warm water contrasting with the cool late summer air creating goosebumps on skin. shane is whispering to ilya between kisses “wanted it just like this…the first time-couldn’t stop staring at you, i was so scared you could read my mind” ilya is laughing softly softly against his skin “i could and i did, you are many things lyubimyy but subtle is not one” and shane is just kissing him back harder taking him in hand and showing him exactly what was on his mind.

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shane hollander was a huge baby. literally he was the FATTEST chunkiest baby ever. he came out the womb just big as hell, like so big yuna needed a c-section. 90th percentile birth weight. there’s a picture in his baby book of the doctor holding swaddled baby shane like a prize fish and the first time ilya saw it he laughed until he cried.

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Okay we all know hollanov steals each others clothes...

but my personal headcanon is that whevenver shane wears something of ilya's he gets infinitely more compliments than ilya does when wearing the same clothing item, and this INFURIATES ilya.

like they'll stop at a local coffee shop ilya frequents, and shane has thrown on one of ilya's button-ups, and the barista is like "i like your shirt btw" and shane is just like "oh, thanks!", then as soon as they're out of earshot ilya is like "i have worn that shirt a million times when coming here and they've never said ANYTHING >:("

or shane takes a pic with a fan at an airport wearing one of ilya's slutty tank tops, and the pic circulates twitter with everyone being like "anyone else really like this style of shirt on hollander?" "tank top hollander🥵" "holy biceps 👀"

and ilya is like "tank tops have been MY THING forever >:(("

it even happens with the centaurs, like one day shane pulls up to practice in ilya's rick owens sweatpants cause he was too lazy to find his own and one of the rookies is like "yo hollander are those rick ownens? thats sick asf" and ilya is glaring daggers. then he shows up to the next practice in the same sweatpants and no one says anything and he just silently seethes.

"hollander i have worn those pants for YEARS, i was wearing rick before it was cool!! i was handwashing your CUM out of those pants before they even knew the name rick owens, but the ONE TIME you wear they act like it is brand new >:((("

shane fully knows how much this frustrates ilya and he absolutely plays into it, like he'll fully take the compliments and never mention that the clothes are actually ilya's. everytime he gets a compliment, he just shoots ilya a shit eating grin.

all while ilya is like "he's STEALING my drip!!!!"

"stealing heart is not enough hollander, you must take my SWAG too?!?!?!

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one practice the centaurs had to deal with hangry shane x under caffeinated nicotine withdrawal ilya and there was almost a group suicide

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fat baby shane absolutely CRUSHING a carton of blueberries…his appetite for them is insatiable. yuna and david have to check his pockets regularly because he likes to put them in there to save for later, half of his shirts are stained, he has blueberry on his mouth all the time. eventually they plant bushes in the backyard so they can just grow them instead of having to constantly buy but by the time they start producing he doesn’t like them anymore😭

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shane hollander is THEE only child of all time

only child shane is very important to me…along with being neurodivergent i think his only child tendencies made him seem much older at a young age. i just picture little shane as this baby faced and freckled child but since he has only really been around adults he talks and acts like a little businessman trapped in a 8 year olds body and it’s just like:

little shane hollander who doesn’t quite know how to talk to kids his age cause he’s used to talking to his parents

little shane hollander who sits across from david in the mornings reading the newspaper/new yorker and doing the sudoku and crosswords

little shane hollander who is hyper independent and can put on his hockey gear all by himself by age 5

little shane hollander who instead of going to lunch with the rest of the kids stays in the teachers classroom to talk with them and has surprisingly developed opinions on the current political and economic state of the world (he listens to CBC radio)

little shane hollander who talks to his stuffed animals and has very elaborate rules and scenarios made up for them

little shane hollander who’s parents try VERY hard not to spoil him but he is so well behaved and polite and has the cutest and biggest brown eyes so he basically gets everything he asks for. shane knows that when yuna or david say “ill think about it” to something it’s basically a yes

he’s just a little guy 😭😭

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fat baby shane HATED tummy time...he learned to roll over early to get out of it (very easy due to his spherical nature)

but this results in him learning to roll surprisingly far and fast, yuna and david have to always watch him or else he rolls across the room like a bowling ball

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hollanov competitive 69ing where they both go so hard they are still hoarse at practice the next day…and ilya still has to run drills with the cens but his voice is shot and shane isn’t speaking cause his voice isn’t much better. (no one notices bc he’s usually pretty quiet at practice)

it’s all fine until during a break someone asks if Ilya caught cold, and Bood chimes in like yeah Roz you sound like shit, you know you can take a day off right? And Ilya is croaking out protests but the team is all supportive and like “yeah cap it’s okay to take a day off, why don’t you leave early and get some rest”

Bood is like Roz don’t even worry about it i’ll be captain for the day and Shane can finish running your drills, your down with that right Holzy?

and ilya is just smirking and staring expectantly at shane who is turning red

and everyones waiting for shane and he finally opens his mouth and croaks out “actually i’m feeling kinda sick too, i think me and ilya are both coming down with something” and they’re just like “oh nooo well you go home too we don’t want anyone else getting sick”

and so they both get sent home and when they’re alone in the locker room taking their gear off ilya says hoarsely “funny…you skate pretty well for someone coming down with something…”

and shane croaks back “yeah well i’m only like this cause SOMEONE was cumming down SOMETHING last night”

and ilya is like “is your fault listen to what you did to me”

and shane is like “oh really? i thought it was just your pack a day finally catching up with you”

and they’re bickering about whose voice is hoarser all the way to the car

they do not learn their lesson and suck eachother off again as soon as they get home

in the aftermath ilya is like “you know we’re gonna have to stay home tomorrow too so they buy it 👀”