#busting balls

[rodpower78]

Eddie: Show off.

Buck: I had to do it.

Eddie: I know you did.

[hjbender]

There is a very big difference between busting one’s balls and busting one’s nuts

[upsurgecomic]

A lot of burns were had.

[the-hate-in-me]

I could give a fuck if you eat sawdust

so i was hanging out two or three days ago with my friends and someone said something about vegans. So i was like ‘’the thing is i don’t care what they choose to eat. I don’t care about their way of thinking, like, you’re a vegan? good for you. But the thing is that majority of them will try to persuade you to not eat meat, they’ll bust your balls about it. I DON’T FUCKING CARE IF YOU ONLY EAT GRASS DAMN IT! JUST DON’T BUST MY BALLS ABOUT WHAT I CHOOSE TO EAT!!!’’. And all my friends agreed! Don’t you agree? 

[apefro]

This shit cracks me up so bad.

[symbolforhope]

Okay, Here's A LITERAL Conversation I Had With A Friend Of Mine Today Who Was Drafted In The Army...

Me: So You Got Drafted?

Friend: Yup

Me: So When Are You Leaving?

Friend: Tomorrow

Me: I'll Be In The Protest Next Friday Against The Army, If Given The Order From A Superior Would You Or Would You Not Shoot At Us?

Friend: Will Since I Was Drafted By Force & I Won't Have Enough Cigarettes With Me At The Time, Then I'll Have To Waste My Time On Something, Right?

Me: I'll Tell You What...How About Beat The Living Shit Out Of You Right Now & I Don't Pay Your Tab & I Don't Drive Your Jar-Head Ass To The Station Tomorrow Morning?

Friend: Then I'll Tell The General To Go Fuck Himself & That I'd Rather Get Handcuffed Thrown In Jail!

[ali-flo]

Norway, dude!

Sorry sorry, I got the colors inverted ^^'. Wow you are watching me lik a hawk :3