Marko: “Baby, why do you only ever wear Dwayne’s top?”
Y/N: “Baby, if I wore your tops it would barely cover my boobs”
*Paul and Marko confused*
Paul: “Yeah we don’t see your point”
****
Paul: “Come on, sexy, come sit in my lap”
Y/N: “No, I would crush you”
David, pulling you on his lap: “What a hell of a way to die”
****
Y/N: “My feet hurt”
*all the boys pushing and fighting each other to carry you*
*****
*wake up a bit late from an afternoon nap to find the boys resting on your thigh, boobs and tummy*
Y/N: “But why?”
David: *eyes still closed laying on your stomach* “Our partner is the comfiest and sexiest pillow in the world, forgive us for taking advantage of that”
{So I don't see a lot of these and so I thought why not}
everyone is gender-bent except Steven
Enjoy~!
Warnings: Flirting and tooth rotting fluffs
for all
VERY LONG!!!
Human version
(but your human not Pearl)
Pearl 🐦
* So after Rose he thought he couldn't love anyone
* But then he met you and his whole life changed
Fem readers:
^ He met you at his favorite tree the cherry blossom tree
^ If you have long hair he will braid it and put flowers in it
^ If you have short like pixie cut or just short hair in general he will still play with it
^ He does get jealous but only because he doesn't wanna lose you like he lost Rose to Gabby (female Greg)
^ He makes sure your healthy 24/7
^ If your chubby man's won't care all that matters is if your healthy
^ plus he can lift like 1,000 pounds (maybe more) you weight nothing to him
^ He likes your plushy figure ^w^
^ If your curvy it still won't matter
^ Bigger bust he'll help with rubbing your back after a long day
^ And if your bras snap he'll buy you more (if he can figure that stuff out but its pearl)
^ If your a mom and have a kid he'll welcome them with open arms
^ I mean he took care of Steven so
^ and he'll love you even more if you treated Steven as your own
^ Kinda flat still won't matter to him
^ If your muscular it still won't matter to him he loves you for you but please pick this man up hake him flustered and feel loved~
Male readers:
^ Its canon that pearl is lesbian and in the gender-bent hes gay
^ but my pearl is pan-sexual
^ He'll love you like Rose but will remember that your not Rose but still forgets (give him time)
^ If your slightly chubby it won't matter to him same with the females
^ If you ever wanted to get fit tho he will help and encourage you to
^ makes sure your healthy
^ if your more slimmer like his shape he will still love you body doesn't matter
^ And if your really muscular and kinda intimidating, he'll link your arms together and walk on the beach
Non-bi
He will treat you the same just using differnt pronouns (I also cant think of anything else and Its 8:03 and I've been up sense 10pm yesterday) also if anyone misgenders you he will be really salty like a whole ass thing of salt
Flirting~~:
So pearl never really experienced flirting from other people other that Rose but, Rose went with Gabby and he kinda got left behind.
So if your female and taller than him go up to him and trap him in marshmallow haven (aka boobs) he will have a nose bleed (if gems can do that) if your a man and you got man boobs same thing
If you don't have boobs and are the same height do this (same if your tall)
If your shorter than him give him gifts unless you can do the first 2 spend time with this man he has not had this type of affection since Rose.
If your chubby lift him up I think pearl doesn't weigh much but I think they can fluctuate their weight but your strong so pick him up bridal style
Just love him he really needs it
{I hope you all love this because it took me a little while to write this considering I'm busy a lot so if you do like this likes and re-blogs are welcome comments to, and also feel free to request anons are on}
Ah I’m so sorry people are being shitty tonight! Anons like that are the reason we can’t have nice things. Horny thoughts always make me feel better so hopefully passing some along will help💚
I’ve been obsessed with your lights camera action au lately. Do you remember that tiktok trend at the beginning of quarantine where women would flash their men while they’re on work calls? I can TOTALLY see them doing that, with either of them as the perpetrator😂 love you zee! -💋
Okay, but this would be you doing it to Chris and him being during an ASP chat and stumbling over his words after you stripped off your top. Your breasts exposed for him to admire and he just can’t help but stare.
He gets a little distracted, trying to stay focused as you give him a teasing smile and rub over your tits before giving them a little bounce to further entice him. His cock twitched in his jeans, his words stumbling from his mouth as his eyes follow you as you just go about your business regularly. His permanent distraction with his cock growing harder with every growing second.
