#but apples

[strange-lights-and-stardust]

Gwyn: *apple-related flirting intensifies*

me: oh it’s that time of year again, is it?

#applekult

[missjanedoeeyes-blog]

What's your favorite body shape, apple or pear? -V

I mean, I like all of them, and I am not the kind of woman to shy away from hips and thighs and all the assets a pear-shaped lover has to offer. Not at all.

But. If you give me a choice? APPLE APPLE APPLE APPLE ALL FUCKIN DAY

There’s no such thing as badly-distributed chub, because all chub is good, but BELLIES. I’m really into them.

[bart-allen-head-space]

So before that thing that i will call the lunch fight happened there was a picture taken. It was then turned into a meme

[defilerwyrm]

the-troubles submitted:

That's it. I win. I win, you lose.

Tom adds: do you realise what we did here

I send you balls, you send me a gag

Ball gag.

[pineapple-split]

There's no point to this post, but I am going to do so much cooking/baking tomorrow. Blueberry waffles, then chocolate chip cookies, then probably APPLE PIE because the FIRST APPLES ARE RIPE OH MY GOD

[leskenobian]

I have the most big ass apple in my hand, and it's so huge that I kind of don't want to eat it.

[tequiladarren]

my super power is being able to reblog pictures of painfully fattening food while munching on an apple