#but effective

[marlynnofmany]

Got a tree today. They shook the loose pine needles off for me.

[vawobefanart]

To me this is fucking funny. I’m a simple man. I had to do this.

[tommygotwrittenoff]

thinking about gerrard hating bucks ideas and seeing them as a form of insubordination versus bobby just letting buck do his thing

[rabbiteclair]

the first 1-3 times that I try any stimulant or sedative, medicinal or otherwise, i get some of the best sleep of my life that night, but then over subsequent doses it loses efficacy until it has an effect ranging from neutral to harmful

considering that I sleep like garbage naturally, I feel like this is going to lead to me eventually getting on some Breaking Bad shit and holing up in a chemistry lab trying to invent Experimental Advanced Future Cocaine

[bookshelf-dust]

you know, there really is nothing more humbling than hearing your belly slap your thigh while doing mountain climbers 💀

[rosalind-hawkins]

The best revenge is using their name and email address for logging onto public wifi networks

[sallyfaceless]

sometimes when i get really angry i imagine that a wooden snake is actually the vertebrae of my enemies