#harmless

[natureisthegreatestartist]

Say hello to some long and lanky Asian vine snakes (Ahaetulla prasina). Don't worry. Their venom is harmless to humans.

[nobeerreviews]

Nature's great masterpiece, an elephant; the only harmless great thing.

-- John Donne

(Chambery, France)

[sicksucculentz]

Uzi is on another one of her gaming marathons. N is in the living room having a walk on his treadmill. Uzi very suddenly slides one of her headphones off, leans back, and yells out her open bedroom door

Uzi: "N!!! GASOLINE!!"

N hits the stop button on his treadmill and hops off.

N: "coming right up!!"

He walks over to the fridge to grab a small old Coke Zero can with the top cut off. He plucks it from the fridge and turns to walk it over to Uzi. He enters the room.

Uzi: "how much do I owe you?"

N: "...mmmm....2 kisses on the cheek and one on the lips"

Uzi: "holy crap N! your prices are steep!!"

N: "i'm running a business here!"

A complete stranger in the server that had heard the conversation pipes in.

????: "bringing someone gasoline? that's 2 kisses on the cheek at most! he's price throttling because of the gasoline shortages!!!"

Uzi: "that's what i'm saying!!"

[sophuckingcringe]

First time postin myselF here <3 wow fAAake ak 74m

[itsmythang]

These victims are gone but not forgotten; they all sparked social justice movements across America.

Watch to the end.....especially MAGA.

As well as Kenneth Porter, shot on New Year's Eve. Shot in his home.

[thatpollguy]

Which of these is the most unhinged but harmless habit?

Drinking milk directly from the carton/bottle even though others use it too

Keeping 47 tabs open on your laptop/PC at all times

Leaving everything on standby when you go to bed instead of turning it off

Farting at the dinner table when other people are eating with you

Regularly wearing the same pair of underpaints for at least 4 days continuously

Saying "bless me" every time you sneeze

Voting ended onMar 17

EDIT: I typed "underpaints" instead of "underpants". I'm officially adopting that word for my boxers now, I'll be wearing "underpaints" from now on 😂

[disk28]

[zebracorn-chan]

"Am I seeing double?"

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