#but lols

[criminalmindsgonewrong]

Reid: How do you guys answer the phone?

Emily: "Hello?"

Morgan: "Who this be?"

Hotch: "No, she's dead, this is her ex-husband."

[scoup-d-etat]

Hip Hop Unit in fanfics

S.Coups: Your local fratboy ™, jock ™, fuckboi ™; buff af; your big brother who’ll give useful or not advices; loves black; has a motorbike; probably in love with jeonghan or in a poly with 95 liners; is actually a dad

Wonwoo: works in a bookstore; serious; has a tragic backstory; super introverted; emo af; is in a relationship with his books; majors in linguistic or psychology; has a secret crush on mingyu; is friends with and or lives with seoksoon; timid af

Mingyu: kinda shy; but hyper with friends; popular for being handsome; lives with minghao; is a big clutz; works in a cafe; has a major crush on wonwoo and is not subtle about it; great at cooking; hiding behind his emotional walls; is actually soft™; can be flirty at times

Vernon: chill af; doesnt know what he is doing with his life; loves his family A LOT; lives in a dorm with chan; got bullied; overall nice; can be an airhead; is in love with seungkwan but is not sure with his sexuality; bff sk; pothead; aspiring rapper with a soundcloud

[topographicanomaly]

i mean yeah, i know it’s already everywhere, but who doesn’t like a millennial twist on their teenage problematic fave?

[andstella]

survived my first day of work. 

my brain is fried. too much information. 

i came in psyching myself out and making it seem like the job was going to be a lot more complicating, but i don’t think it’s going to be that terrible.

also, i get to play with maps/GIS, which i love...so there’s that.

[ohmytheon]

oh my god. ff.net censored GTFO in a pm. like the actual acronym, not the words. G*** i’m laughing???

[terraether]

I got my first anon hate message lol

[yurifeels]

Omfg I'm playing a dating sim game s... lol well it's a dude harem sounding thing but i changed his name to Mei Hope my imagination can do the rest and complete my yuri fantasies