#but michael

[howlandsophiesbraincell]

Remember in the books when howl said he was in love with lettie (the real lettie) and Michael at that time was courting lettie (who’s actually Martha) said that he wanted to dye howl blue after he heard him say that and let me just rephrase what he said:

Howl: I’m in love with LETTIE HATTER but she doesn’t want me.

Michael: thank god

Howl: also there’s another guy who she loves and I’m gonna break his neck

Michael: wait r u talking about THE Lettie Hatter?

Howl: yea..

Michael: oh

Also Michael: fuck it *cocks gun*

[thirstyandbeautiful]

for the michael thingy,,,, surely mr ricciardo has a nice big swimming pool out back for those devilishly hot days, maybe our girl goes for a nice swim to cool down, and michael ever so kindly decides to join her for some lovely fun in the pool while daniel is inside the house ;) maybe he steals her swimming bottoms so she cant get out the pool without a towel around her, and she has to navigate getting back to her room without arousing suspicion from dan

They are getting more and more reckless aren’t they?

[softforcal]

I was today years old when i found out apparently i’ve been simping for Cake when Michael is my legit soulmate. 

[guvinofree]

bruh michael in this oregon trail 7 days series is unbelievable

[queersturbate]

Michael, making an entrance: sup hetero's

jeremy, rich, jake, Christine, Brooke, chloe, jenna; cleaning their personal pride flag: the fuck did you just call me?

[ryanhavwood]

my bf and my coworker have both disagreed with me that Michael is attractive af I've never been more betrayed

[ivelostmyspectacles]

eyyy Michael Weston’s on Elementary :O he’s got that sexy hobo look going on

... sexy hobo. that’s a phrase. whata re you doing to me weston