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[galacii-gallery]

Made my boy, Apollyn!

Also I'm partially posting this because I'm very desperate for commissions... I haven't been paid in two weeks for my job and I'm needing funds for rent. So here's my artistree

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[neilsracquet]

neil josten

[camerlots]

It's really stupid to think I hyperfixated on like a depressed underpaid 25 yr caramel apple

[carlytayjepsen]

you know what though if it ISN'T her book.... it would be very funny if some other artist has picked all these numbers on purpose bc they know it'd get them a load of presales jsdnsgkjj

[cosmovague]

[functionalasfuck]

One day I aspire to reach the amount of Pettyness Shen Jin has

Girl was forced into an arranged marriage by the emperor with a Demon General who killed his last three wives (because they were spies) and when he rescues her from an ambush on her way there, he leaves her in the middle of nowhere

But this girl just hikes up her skirts, and follows the hoof prints to his house. Breaks in. And says she’s his wife.

Then when they think she’s a spy and lock her in her rooms, she takes a fake poison pill to freak everyone out when they think she died, and then wakes up like it’s nothing because she was bored

And then when they actually put a lock on her room, she picks it because apparently she’s a master locksmith and then locks the general and his men inside his room and then steals his horse

After, she manages to swindle and finagle her way into getting full access to the entire mansion, freedom to come and go as she pleases, AND the entire master bedroom where the General cannot step foot anywhere that isn’t the bed and the door.

And when the General tries to serve her with divorce papers and run off to train his new army recruits, she says fuck that and JOINS HIS ARMY and when he tries to kick her out, she uses his own words against him because he never clarified that the recruits have to be exclusively men. Then she fucks around around camp wielding weapons that will hurt her, sleeping with the other recruits, threatening to use the communal baths, and giving the General an eternal migraine

And then when he finally fully snaps at her. She serves HIM divorce papers, runs off, and then GOES TO THE EMPEROR WHO FORCED THEM INTO THIS MARRIAGE and wheels back into camp with and imperial edict claiming she is now the FUCKING SUPERVISOR of the camp meaning she outranks EVERYONE

Like FUCK! This girl has mad skills. Either that or the General is an extreme pushover. He’s totally whipped but she also is very clever.

[souichioneshots]

Over here in Mexico there's a product that I think is called Roach Guts, its basically clear nail polish that makes ur nails taste really bad and makes u stop the habit of biting them.

I like the idea of just sneakily putting them on souichi when he sleeps and watching him just suffer <3

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im just-

roach guts??????????(´･ω｀･) what a name..............

im america we just use soak our nails in lemon juice.......

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i never thought about it, but souichi does look like the type who would bite his nails a lot.

this sounds like a disgusting idea, but perfect to help traumatize him into never ruining his beautiful hands again