#but technically true

[rabid-transcendentalist]

Bold of kendrick to say no ovhoes were harmed during the making of this video while the whole neighborhood is literally dancing on drakes grave.

[my-name-is-mine-to-know]

The night is cold, but if I use tumblr mobile long enough, my phone heats up and keeps my old joints from aching...

[aedelia]

Are you the Checker, or the Checkee?

“Sorry Mr. Lancer, I just realized that I have a vibe check and an existential crisis scheduled back to back and if I don’t leave now I’ll miss both!”

[pooksbedamned]

Is this Yaoi?

[jinxed-fates]

i think there were 2 types of people in the biochem space i encountered. the general straightlaced people youd expect to be studying biochem and the people who knew enough to know exactly how fucked up they could get and would use that equation liberally

[theveryworst]

‘You’re dead meat!’ ‘No, I’m live meat’