#but true though

[laski-and-sage]

Alucard: What does he have what I don't?!

Anderson: Mental stability

Alucard:

Alucard: Okay, that was mean...

[losingmyreligi0n]

the two ends of the spectrum are full fledged swiftie or a delusional kanye west fan

[ramayantika]

HERES TO NEVER GROWING UP!!!!!!

This song is for the Marauders

[amelmajrii]

I’m guessing at the start of this louisville was thinking that they would be allocated so they weren’t responsible for paying them.

them not being allocated means lousiville is responsible for paying their contracts, and i’m willing to bet my first born child that they can’t pay both of their salaries. the option to opt out of allocation works in their favor honestly

“I’m willing to bet my first born child” I AM DEAD 😆

[daddiesdrarryy]

Pansy: Besides gum, name something people chew on but don’t swallow

Hermione: Toothpick!

Ron: Straw!

Harry: Pen?

Draco: Oh oh OH! Sperm!

Pansy: ...

Everyone: ...

Draco: What? Well okay sometimes I swallow Harry’s too but-

Pansy: Oh god please shut up

[heretowinbitch]

WOW what an episode.  inbox is open for thoughts,  questions,  concerns,  flailing,  whatever.

[ritzy-biscuit]

Q: You're dead, this is the afterlife, and I'm GOD. Picard: You are not God! Q: Blasphemy! You're lucky I don't cast you out or smite or something. Bottom line is, your life ended about 5 minutes ago. Picard: No...I am not dead... because I refuse to believe the afterlife is run by you. The universe is not so badly designed! Picard has no chill XD

[nancyboy1997]

loiterally shaking please buy her brown contacts