Lucius: What’s wrong with Draco? He’s been moping in his room for days only muttering about Potter. Is he sick?
Narcissa: He’s not sick, Lucius. He’s gay
Lucius: Oh! Is that the ell jee bee tea thing?

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Lucius: What’s wrong with Draco? He’s been moping in his room for days only muttering about Potter. Is he sick?
Narcissa: He’s not sick, Lucius. He’s gay
Lucius: Oh! Is that the ell jee bee tea thing?
What if
Ron: blimey Harry, you slayed dragons. If you can't get a date who can? Harry: I think I'd take the dragon right now. Draco: *suddenly appear out of nowhere* Draco: you dare to ask me to go to the ball with you, Potter? Harry: but I don’t- Draco: I accepted it. Harry: Draco: you may take me to the ball with you, Potter. Harry: Ron:
“achy” ☁️ draco x reader x harry
warnings : smut, dom/sub, sub!reader, sub!harry, dom!draco, soft aftercare, praise kink.
summary : you feel needy so you make harry skip transfiguration, and draco finds out.
a/n : not me writing for drarry again bc i’m literally obsessed with this ship- chile 😳.
“but please, har! i really need you” you pouted at the bespectacled boy, staring up at him as your hands tugged at his scarlet and golden tie, “you’re so pretty. please, angel.”
harry only sighed, biting his lip at the sight of you. you needed him so much, and seeing you in that state made him want you too, more than anything, “okay” he agreed, feigning indifference but a smile crept onto his face as soon as strings of ‘thank you’s and ‘i love you’s left your mouth, along with your arms wrapped tightly around his neck.
Harry: *Goes in to kiss Draco.*
Draco slaps Harry: What the bloody hell do you think you’re doing Potter?!
Harry: What the fuck Draco!
Draco: Shit sorry, I forgot we were dating.
* Drarry Headcanon 19 *
Draco usually is the sweetest but wouldn't admit but his most sweetest form is whenever he is with harry , alone and harry is usually really sarcastic but he is less sarcastic towards Draco
11. Hottest couple in Britain
Prompt used- laying hands on other's neck. Harry and draco does a photoshoot for the witch weekly |
" your idea better be worth it Blaise. You know how much I hate these " Harry groaned as he took off his coat and hung up on the stand.
" I know and I'll pay double to you for today but I couldn't just resist the idea. Oh by the way you will have to do this shoot with someone else " Blaise added
" do I really have to ?" Harry followed Blaise inside studio.
" please come on. It's going for the witch weekly and I promise it'll be so worth it specially after your whole coming out thing " Blaise said as he arranged all the equipments. He opened the curtains, allowing the sunlight to pour into the room.
" wow the paint look's dashing " Harry sarcastically said as he sat down on the couch.
" it's supposed to be the whole vibe Harry and stop complaining for Merlin's sake. See I'm getting a good money for doing this shoot and I'll pay you 30% of it " Blaise said shrugging
Harry raised an eyebrow at Blaise, sighing he nodded.
" who this person I'm going to be doing this shoot with ?" Harry finally asked.
" I suppose that would be me " Someone said from behind. Harry whipped his neck to look at the familiar voice.
" what a pleasure it will be to work with you mr. Potter " he said raising his eyebrows in a mocking tone
" seriously, this guy " Harry's eyebrows were almost lost behind his hair on his forehead in surprise, not a good one at that.
" I know, I know you guys don't get along but you guys have to corporate, for me ?" Blaise asked suggestively.
" that's not a good enough bribe-"
" nice try" they both said sarcastically.
" fine, fine I'll pay 35% of what I'll get to both of you" Blaise suggested
They both looked at it him for a moment before nodding " fine. But it's only one shoot" Harry raised his finger in action if only one.
" never thought I'd agree with your opinions but I must say you have changed for me to quite agree with you potter " the boy smirked.
" quit with the childish bickering Draco. Let's get to work yeah " Blaise rolled his eyes before Harry could've come up with something as equally sarcastic but to save himself from the embarrassment of being called a child, he decided to let go.
" now the motive of the shoot is I suppose you must know by now is your revelation's recently. If the Photoshoot come out good then it'll make the cover page of witch weekly but if it doesn't, it'll come somewhere in the magazine. You guys are not to be depicted as a couple which I also know you guys would never agree upon but we'll try some stuff, okay ?" Blaise asked. They both nodded.
" here I've got some printed ideas so you'd know better how to pose. There are the outfits so you can go and change. First one we'll go in suit. Harry I've got a dark green one for you and Draco, hope you'd be fine with light blue " Blaise pointed at the corner of the room where different sort of clothes hung. They both nodded again and collected the clothes.
" uh Blaise, where can we change ?" Harry asked rubbing the back of his neck unconsciously.
" I'm sorry about that really. You can change in the bathroom if you'd like but that place is cramped. I just booked this studio for the shoot so it was the major drawback" Blaise explained
" you can't possibly tell me I would have to change in front of this sordonic prat " Draco gritted.
" mind you language malfoy " Harry clenched
" okay hey hey, please no fights here... Here let's just.. oh one of you can change behind the curtain. I'll turn around to give you privacy yeah ?" Blaise interjected. Huffing in annoyance both of them agreed. They just wanted to be done and leave the place now.
Both of them collected the clothings, deciding Harry could change behind the curtain and Draco in front of it. What they hadn't realised was that the space behind the curtain was rather small and above all the curtain wasn't very opaque. It allowed Draco to look at Harry's physique because of the sunlight reflecting on his body and for Someone who have a thing for men with good physique, it was a trouble. Despite the fact Draco tried to ignore Harry, it was rather hard when they kept colliding with each other. Finally when they had changed and harry had appeared from behind the curtain, a bit disheveled, draco wanted to run off. He despised harry for looking so good in the dark green suit with 2 of his Button's undone and for the pants to fit so well. It wasn't only him though, harry was admiring the other boy who looked absolutely relentlessly gorgeous in that light blue suit. The colour highlighted draco's body in a very nice manner.
" okay, no eye fucking now. Let's begin shall we ?" Blaise smirked as he set up the camera. Blushing both of them approached the center of the room.
" here we're going to copy this pose. Draco you'll be sitting on the green chair, harry you'll be leaning on the chair. Oh and can you just mess your hair a little bit more ?" Blaise added. Harry obliged shrugging and messed his hair more so a few strands fell over his forehead.
" perfect " Blaise gave him a thumbs up and went behind the camera while the two of them took their positions.
" now give me the brooding sexy look " Blaise said as he looked through his lens. Draco leaned back in his chair a little, crossing one leg over the other while harry was leaning on the the chair behind draco looking at camera, harry keeping a smug face while draco raised an eyebrow with a straight face.
" Perfect " Blaise yelled from behind the camera and took more photos of them from different angles. He then asked them to change their expressions and so they did.
" now draco can you sit down on the floor while harry goes on the chair ?" Blaise suggested.
" why can't he sit on the floor ?" Draco asked as if he was humiliated.
" because you're more petite than I am.. " harry replied. Looking strangely at harry, Draco sat down on the floor, one leg on the floor, other folded upwards. Harry sat behind him the chair, automatically leaning forward.
" harry, hope you don't mind keeping your hand on draco's neck and shoulder" Blaise added from behind the camera. Blushing at the thought of touching draco even to the slightest, he instead crossed his arms in front of draco's chest.
" is this fine ?" Harry asked nervously. Smirking Blaise nodded.
" are you fine with this ?" Harry whispered to draco. Smiling slightly draco nodded.
And they did a few more photos in different poses, some had both of them sitting on different chairs, some had them standing against a wall looking at the camera. They changed outfits too in between, from suits to their auror clothes, wearing tie in between, then robes. All sorts but the best one's came out in suit.
" for the last one, you two have to face each other and then we're done " Blaise said before leaning down to the eye level of his camera. Awkwardly they looked at each other
" guys set the chemistry. I can't feel it " Blaise added
" how are we even supposed to do that Blaise ?" Draco roller his eyes
" I don't know. Look in each other's eyes or something, imagine the things you could do to each other " it must've been Blaise subconscious mind suggesting it because both of them had almost shocked look on their faces but he didn't retracted his statment and they had to indeed look each other in the eye before it got weird and harry started smiling.
" what the fuck are you smiling for ?" Draco asked not being able to control his smile either
" Hermione punching you in the face. That's working for me " harry pressed his lips in thin line trying hard not to laugh. He had assumed draco would be pissed but he had amusing look in his face
" have you ever been punched hy her in the face ?" Draco asked smiling
" not the face but I'm sure she might've punched me somewhere else " harry answered
" then you don't know how much it hurt. She throws pretty good punches " draco raised his eyebrows for a moment to Make it more believable.
" well she is a woman of more than just Beauty and brain " harry smiled at the thought of his successful best friend.
" I'm not surprised she's the minister of magic by the way. She deserved to be there" draco smiled In appreciation
" woah, who are you and what have you done to the prat Malfoy " harry tilted his head a bit in a mocking joke. Draco chuckled at him closing his eyes.
" well I've become mature potter "
" we're done " suddenly Blaise interjected. For a few moments they had even forgotten they were having their pictures clicked in the middle of the interesting conversation. There was no longer the mocking tone between them or even a pint of loathing anymore. They had talked with each other like normal mates and it was a good change for both of them.
After a moment's hesitation, nodding at each other they collected their actual clothes and went into their earlier positions to change.
They were in the middle of changing when suddenly harry whispered " fuck "
" what ?" Draco immediately asked buttoning his shirt.
" I left my shirt " harry replied.
" well come and take it then " draco replied shrugging. Harry thought for a moment about going out shirtless or not, until he cared no longer and stepped out from behind the curtain, his leftover clothes in hand and without a shirt. Draco upon looking at harry almost paused for a moment, if it hadn't been for Blaise clearing his throat he would've kept staring at shirtless harry.
Blushing Draco looked away but now that he had looked at the " do me " body of harry, he probably would never be the same.
" it's not here " harry announced as he was bent over to look for his shirt beneath the chair.
Fuck, draco thought as good amount of inappropriate thoughts ran into his head upon seeing harry like that until he realised harry was coming towards him and he tried to cover up the fact that he had not just been having thoughts of doing harry against a wall.
" could you check if you've got my shirt ?" Harry asked so casually that it bothered draco. Not trusting his voice even for a second, Draco looked in his stack of clothes to find Harry's shirt in between them.
" here " draco whispered as he gave harry back his shirt. With a weird amusing look harry took his shirt from draco and wore it front of him. He did that on purpose, draco thought. It was incredibly hard not to stare at a man who was staring right back you while putting on a shirt, almost a smug look upon his face. It was hard to not look at his few scattered tattoo's and saviouring body.
" guys we have five minutes" Blaise informed as he started collecting things into his bag.
Harry smirked Draco knowingly and walked back to collect his jacket and coat.
Draco finally let out a breath he didn't know he was holding onto while harry was staring right back at him. That prat. Draco finally picked up his own belongings and approached the doors.
" fancy a cup of coffee draco ?" Harry finally asked when they both were about to leave. It was genuine question, with no smirk or a smug look, just a polite smile.
Rethinking upon how not to sound desperate, draco agreed and their night dissolved in laughter, old Stories and in bed. They definitely enjoyed their night.
And for their next shoot Blaise did, harry and draco came out as the hottest couple in Britain.
Requests open
Day 10- karaokes and world | Day 12-draco's clever boyfriend
- 8th year breakfast -
Hermione: For heaven’s sake where is he?
Ron, with a mouth full of food: I don’t know
Hermione: Well did you see him when you woke up? You’re in the same dormitory
Ron: I told him too wake up but-
Harry, literally pulling on his robe as he trips through the great hall: I’m here! *Panting* I’m here
Hermione: Where were you?
Harry: I- uh just woke up late
*5 seconds later*
Draco, trying to fix his hair and walking to the Slytherin table, mumbling: Shit shit shit, I told that asshole too wake us up
Seamus, snickering: Hey Harry!
Harry: Yeah?
Seamus: Nice tie
*Same time at the Slytherin table*
Pansy: Nice of you to finally show up
Draco: Oh like you’d care
Blaise: Hey Draco
Draco: What?
Blaise: Nice tie
Harry & Draco, at the same time: FUCK
- BOUNS -
*Both Harry and Draco run out of the great hall, and meet right outside the doors*
Harry, taking off Draco’s tie: Do you think they realized
Draco, taking off Harry’s tie, mocking him: ‘Do you think they realized’ of course they did! They’re not daft like you!
*Putting on each other’s ties* 
Harry: Shut up
Draco, straightening Harry’s tie: Ok looks good
Harry: What now? Are we just gonna go back in there and act like nothing happened?
Draco, biting his lip: I mean we don’t have too...
*5 minutes later Pansy, Hermione, Ron, Blaise, Dean, Seamus, Ginny, literally everyone else walking out of the great hall talking about Harry and Draco*
Pansy: I mean you saw it also, how they look at each other
Hermione: I knew something was going on
Ron, freaking out: Ok ok let’s not make any assumptions, we still don’t know yet
Ginny: What about now Ron?
*Harry and Draco making out against a wall*
Ron: *Faints*
Weekly Delights - September 2nd
1. It actually hurts by parkkate [51k, E]
Summary:
For years, Draco has tried to avoid Harry Potter. He just knows he’ll make a fool out of himself if they spent more than five minutes in a room together. Unfortunately, Potter suddenly seems intent on becoming Draco’s friend, but neither of them are prepared for the inevitable consequences...
2. It Started With Flowers by doingdrarry (mindhunter) [6k, E]
Summary:
Draco was used to Harry being ogled. He was, really. At worst, it was annoying and at best, amusing. He knew how attractive his boyfriend was, especially to those heathens who worked for him.
3. Leave Your Mark by Gullviva [26k, E]
Summary:
Harry Potter is known in the Auror Office for his short fuse and powerful magic; a dangerous combination. When Draco Malfoy unexpectedly turns up in his life again, as much of a git as ever, the explosive confrontation that follows is inevitable. But as it turns out, that might have been exactly what Harry needed.
4. Little Deaths and How to Avoid Them by dustmouth, nerakrose [96k, T]
Summary:
Malfoy is way too interested in coroner reports for somebody who's definitely not looking for ways to die, Harry wants to be friends with him, and Ginny wants to break up with Harry.
Features: Little League Quidditch, an abundance of bath bombs, happy endings, and gay robots in space.
5. Marriage Vows by Zzzara [332, M]
*** Short, but sweet ***
Summary:
Marriage vows