#butchproblems

[homonormalactivity]

Day 12: *angry noise*

Why do I have to look 12! How am I going to let other lesbians know I am gay!! I am a mature woman who will take care of you! But no, I just look like a little boy.

[homonormalactivity]

Day 8: Some Masc Feelings

I want boy clothes..... on my body..... Must. Assert. DOMINANCE.

Too bad I'm closeted :/

[fantabulisticity]

Also: this is what 5 years of leg hair growth looks like on me. V disappointing, but my thighs are even worse – only peach fuzz, look hairless 🤦‍♀️ I’d love to trade with some of my hairier friends who DO shave, lol #gayaesthetic #butchproblems https://www.instagram.com/p/BvSLXfegFTy/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1kz0gcus7gnzj

[jenjen4280]

When you feel a twinge in a random muscle and then pantomime your whole weightlifting routine to figure out which one caused it.

Overhead press: I did a descending pyramid lift this morning. Ow.

[jenjen4280]

Genderfuck at work

OMG! There’s a woman in the bathroom that doesn’t look like “us.” At least that’s what I assume the double-take means when I’m in the bathroom, but no one has said anything. So much fun to start a new job.

Gotta be fair though- a bunch of folks have stopped by my cubicle to introduce themselves and are very nice.

But still, really with the second glance when I use the women’s room? Really?

[jenjen4280]

Halloween Butch “Problems”

When everyone thinks the freakiest part of your costume is your painted fingernails because you’re butch and don’t wear nail polish.

Except on Halloween.

[jenjen4280]

Butch Problems Part III

I’ve spent the past two years working on losing weight and getting into better shape. My biceps and forearms are pretty solid. (This isn’t meant as a brag, if it was there would be pics.)

Now when I roll up my sleeves (using the master roll), they’re too tight across my biceps and if I let them out, they’re Only marginally looser across my forearms.

The reason I’m rolling them at all is because the cuffs of many of my dress shirts are too big. So I’m going to have to suck it up and spend a day moving the buttons on a bunch of cuffs.

Why are the sleeves so small and the cuffs so large? It doesn’t make sense. Argh!!!!

[jenjen4280]

The spit curl is evolving into corkscrew. I need a haircut. The wife thinks “it’s cute” and swoons a bit. Guess I can go another week or two before getting it all cut off.