Dec 5, 2015
Remember Drewbert, don't be that guy who has a limp-wristed, dead fish handshake. When you shake hands, grip the other person’s hand firmly and confidently. #ButDad #IDontHaveThumbs #Drewbert #Stumpbert #corgi
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Remember Drewbert, don't be that guy who has a limp-wristed, dead fish handshake. When you shake hands, grip the other person’s hand firmly and confidently. #ButDad #IDontHaveThumbs #Drewbert #Stumpbert #corgi
Tell me my brother isn't hilarious. @c.churn #hilarious #heyyapeter #dontbeamalestripper #butdad #brother
Me:*wears shorts*
Dad:your not going out like that
Me:yea, I just shaved so..
Dad:*says nothing*
#Brotag @pewdiepie #BUTDAD #pewdiepie (Taken with Instagram)
Me: Dad I want a slip and slide for my graduation present!!!
Dad: Oh my gosh you're an adult you don't need a slip and slide you're just going to go off to college and seriously you are a grown up.
Me:
Me:
Dad:
Me: BUT IT'S A SLIP AND SLIDE. YOU'RE NEVER TOO OLD FOR A SLIP AND SLIDE.
Dad: Bu-
Me: NEVER.