#butt pinching

[reyreybutt]

*PINCH*

[loreofkore]

Offense #1

[captainflirt]

Public teasing, he loves it. / Provocaciones públicas, a él le encantan.

[sorenkingsley]

I'm reading it now. "Mutual love and care" it's called.. OMG!! 😍😍😍

ahhh, ok, i’m reading now too!

[fairknights]

Bleach - Butt pinching

What would the Bleach characters do if you randomly surprise pinched their butt? Because butt pinching is just much easier than confessing.

Kurosaki Ichigo:

If he has feelings for you: He jumps and blushes heavily, stuttering out your name and the beginnings of various other words. He’ll finally get out a “w-what the hell was that for?!”

if he doesn’t: Again, he jumps, but he’s not quite so awkward about it. He’s still pretty awkward, but he’ll ask you slightly more calmly what the hell you’re doing.

Abarai Renji:

If he has feelings for you: He’ll try hard not to make it obvious that he liked it. May have a hard time concealing a smirk. 

If he doesn’t: He freaks out a bit, then may leave while rubbing the area you pinched, grumbling to himself.

Ishida Uryuu:

If he has feelings for you: Blushes and stutters, asking you not to do that again. Pushes his glasses up while using the palm of his hand to conceal a smile.

If he doesn’t: He jumps away from you, holding his hand to his butt like he’s been burned. Tells you not to do that again, and is awkward around you for a good while afterwards.

Kyoraku Shunsui:

If he has feelings for you: He’ll be very surprised, then flirtatiously tell you you didn’t have to go that far.

If he doesn’t: He’ll be more awkward about having to refuse you than the fact that you pinched his butt.

Hirako Shinji:

If he has feelings for you: He’ll be surprised in a good way, giving you that stupid wide smile of his. He’ll ask you if he can pinch yours in return.

If he doesn’t: He’ll try and play it off with a goofy grin.

Kuchiki Byakuya:

Whether or not he has feelings for you: He freezes, then turns around to see it’s you. If this is not out of character, he’ll be exasperated and calmly ask you not to. If it is, he’ll stare at you until you go away.

Muguruma Kensei:

If he has feelings for you: He’ll shout anyway, because you’re being goofy and he gets angry about that. However, you might notice a slight awkwardness or blush.

If he doesn’t: He’ll tell you in no uncertain terms never to do that again.

Hitsugaya Toshiro (older):

If he has feelings for you: Blushes, stutters and raises his voice at you, telling you not to do that again. But you’re totally gonna ;)

If he doesn’t: He may get cold with you, and he’d be awkward around you forever.

Kenpachi Zaraki:

Whether or not he has feelings for you: “Eh?” he side-glances you. “Eh.” He looks away.

Kurotsuchi Mayuri:

Whether or not he has feelings for you: He stares at you in utter confusion. Until his eyes drift apart.

Ukitake Jushiro:

Whether or not he has feelings for you: He jumps and says “oh!”, staring at you in surprise. He then wonders whether or not it was intentional and assumes it wasn’t to make himself feel better, and greets you as normal.

[hanbamblr]

It’s hard when I’m not too keen to use the term ‘boyfriend’ just yet but tomorrow I’mma pinch his butt

[sweet-darling-m]

Why is no one talking about how in the beginning of Bave Fergus pinches his wife's butt.

[bensears]

Watch out for this bug, he's a compulsive butt pincher