BUTT-SCRATCHER!!!
I can see this happening in the games.
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BUTT-SCRATCHER!!!
I can see this happening in the games.
Do you think Tiz-butt-a-scratch is a good brand name for a butt scratcher?
🧐 it's really weird because I was just talking about the, "butt-scratcher" episode of Family Guy last night with my dad. 🤔.. Odd coincidences. I think it's a pretty funny name. Very on brand with, "VIPoo" 😂
@dagurlicious you know very well this had to be done.
I totally imagined him being all “BUTSCRATCHER? BUTT SCRATCHERRR?” to his men and when no one wanted it he was all sad and did the deflated “butt scratcherrr...”
I also imagined Savage being absolutely horrified by the prospect of having to take the leg, because you know he’d feel obligated for fear of being punched. XD
(My reply to this glorious attempt to totally brush off an anon shitpost: http://dagurlicious.tumblr.com/post/138938786551/that-viking-in-training-sue-is-only-still-alive )
BUTT SCRATCHER!
Butt Scratcher! Butt Scratcher!
I turned a back scratcher on the lathe. The head and handle are cherry and the shaft is locust. I carved the head with a combination of the drill press, spindle sander, belt sander, and dremel. The entire time I was building this, I had this clip from Family Guy running through my head.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRc5zgCXwZc