#butt-hole-bread

[butt-hole-bread-blog]

a quick update

hi everyone,

i know it’s been quite a while since i’ve been on here.  i’ve spent the last year off tumblr after something i’d rather not get into, but i’d like to update those of you still following me--

chris and i moved to missoula, montana a little over a week ago. i found out in february (march?) that i got into the university of montana for a graduate program and since we had nothing to lose (still working dead end food service jobs) we decided to up and move to montana.  cost of living is WAY cheaper than NJ and worst case scenario we work shitty food service jobs and pay less in rent and everything so what the hell.  and holy shit, we fucking love it.  i still can’t get over the fact that i go outside and am surrounded by these huge mountains, i can walk to the grocery store and commute on my bike.  this place is everything i’ve dreamed of and more.  this may be one of the best decisions i’ve ever made.  

we’re still looking for jobs, but right now i’m enjoying exploring the city, spending time with chris and mia, and relaxing.  i hope this update finds all of you well.  if you’d like to keep in touch, please inbox me and i can update you with my snapchat, instagram, etc.  

best,

kat aka butt-hole-bread

[hollyollybeeee]

butt-hole-bread replied to your post: Keep reading

Yo delivering food is great I love my job and this sound terrible man but good luck with pizza!!!

dyketowne replied to your post: Keep reading

Gross!!!!! :( delivery jobs are actually rly easy to get haha if ur serious

Soooo serious. I gotta wait, tho - I’m moving far away at the end of the summer anyway, so I’m just gonna work here and be pleasant until then so I have a good reference at the end. But the rent at my next place will be 10000% funded by pizza I’ve heard from a few delivery folks it’s a good job. 

themindislimitless replied to your post: Keep reading

*hugs u loads*

thanks <3

[mo-riarty-mo-problems]

hello! when you get this ask, list 5 things that make you happy and pass this on to the last 10 people that reblogged/liked something on your blog. : )

1. Dog belly rubs.

2. My mom. Like, always. She is the best.

3. David Bowie. 

4. Bingeing on Netflix, esp after bingeing on Hulu plus, where it’s like HELLO I PAY A MONTHLY FEE WHY ARE THERE STILL SO MANY ADS- going back to Netflix is the best feeling. 

5. David Bowie belly rubs. 

[madam-president]

Once you get this you have to say 10 things you like about yourself, publicly, then send it to 10 of your favorite followers (non-negotiable) (positivity is cool)!

Thanks butt-hole-bread!

I'm:

1. a good listener

2.. creative

3.. *boston accent* wicked smart ("smaht")

4. empathetic 

5. an expert pasta-cooker

6. an idealist

7. cute as a button

8. respectful

9. a voracious reader

10. curious

[madam-president]

Fuck/marry/kill; Joe Biden, Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton

Oh no no no...uhhhh...this is a toughie 

Fuck: Barack Obama 

Marry: Hillary Clinton

Kill: Joe BIden

[madam-president]

Fuck/marry/kill; Stalin, Churchill, FDR

This one was MUCH easier than the last:

Fuck: FDR (He was pretty attractive when he was young)

Marry: Churchill (Great leadership abilities?)

Kill: Stalin (Not really ok with the genocide thing)

[madam-president]

Top 5 favorite politicians (2014 or otherwise)

Hillary Clinton - She’s outspoken, a trailblazer, and I agree with her on most of her stances except for her foreign policy views. She is a class act in the face of so much scrutiny and has campaigned for the rights of women around the world.  As First Lady, she probably had more influence on her husband’s decisions than any of her predecessors. I look up to her for her leadership qualities and think she has so much experience working in public service that she’ll make a wonderful president in 2016.

Bill Clinton - My favorite Democratic president, although I don’t like that he signed the Defense of Marriage Act during his time in office.  He has a really awesome rags-to-riches story and he can engage any audience.  I really love the work he is doing with CGI and I think his monetary policies while POTUS were awesome.  

Barack Obama - I really like the Affordable Care Act and for the most part I think he’s a great foreign policy president (he’s not as eager to get involved in conflicts as soon as other presidents would, he relies on diplomacy).  From what I’ve read about him I think I relate to him the most personally; he’s rather introverted, dorky, and introspective.

Kirsten Gillibrand - She’s done an amazing job taking over Hillary’s Senate seat and I admire the legislation she’s trying to pass on sexual assault in the military.  She’s very outspoken and almost always calls for more female participation in politics.  If I ever decide to intern on the Hill again, I’m going to try to work at her office.  

Ted Kennedy - I’m currently reading his memoir and I’m inspired by his lifelong career in his Senate.  Although he’s not as revered as JFK or RFK are in American history, he helped lead the Democratic party for decades and has had an indelible impact on politics.  

[fknbeesechurger]

You're on death row and are asked what you want for your last meal. What would you order?

Damn. Olive Garden breadsticks and salad, like the entire basket of breadsticks and the huge bowl of salad, a thing of California rolls that you can buy at the grocery store that comes with ginger and soy sauce, and then an entire Cheesecake Factory cheesecake. Go big or go home. Yes I will eat the entire cheesecake.