#buttered jorts

[nerdsarresthugemanatees]

[animate-mush]

But I made her comfortable on the pillow of my truckle-bed. And I gave her butter to get her to wash.

Okay there's an essay to be written comparing the cat experiment in the Invisible Man with the one in the Beetle but all I can think of is

Buttered Jorts!?!?

[scarsmispronouncedgong]

To the tune of "Hallelujah":

🎶I heard there was a secret Jorts

That Pam buttered and displeased the lord

Cuz she don't really care for derpy kitties

It goes like this, the Jorts, the gift,

Of buttered cats and a major lift

The derpy kitten known simply as Jo-orts

Buttered Jo-orts

Buttered Jo-orts

Buttered Jo-orts

Buttered Jo-o-o-o-o-o-orts🎶

[eevart]

🐈 BECOME UNBUTTERABLE 🧈

[your-mighty-words-astound-me]

new clone oc: Jorts' friend Buttered

[saltwife]

[saltwife]

[saltwife]

it’s jorts the cat!