he told me I was so small; I told him water me

a connoisseur of curiosities || occasionally nsfw || Ao3: WaterMe

[waterme-stories]

Hi, I'm Water!

I write weird Marvel shit, mostly Spidey and/or Pool pairings. Sometimes I make art.

Currently rolling up 60 years late with a latte to Star Trek K/S.

30s, she/her, Seattle

AO3: WaterMe

Fic and art posts: >> #my work <<

Original posts and replies >> #water logs <<

IRL non-monogamous kinkster, AMA!

Unapologetic gremlin

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🔞 Minors, do not message me, and do not attempt to interact with me about my work or other NSFW topics. Adults get to consent, too!

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[eilooxara]

Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was found by accident during the Apollo program when NASA learned what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.

[radgepacket-deactivated20241030]

big day today

[buryymeinblack]

queued for the next wednesday the 12th

[buryymeinblack]

happy wednesday the 12th everyone

[boonjur]

SPIDERMAN BND SPOILERS

[cuddlybitch]

#book says hands off his space queen kitty!

[jordanlafordan]

Borg Queen who? Never heard of her. 😼

Grudge is serving attitude on Day 12.

[prettyfrightfulgifts]

Star Trek: Discovery - Adventures in the 32nd Century #1 - Narrated by Grudge

[lukelemon-art]

They're watching Mike Flanagan's "Midnight Mass", by the way 💙💜

[oneheadtoanother]

[tachyon-log]

(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,

[fishmech]

inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.

[bunniope]

can we focus on the gnome for a second

[bunniope]

wait sorry i was not wearing my glasses. that is a cat

[ladyofspoons]

these are the people i have to share a highway with

[fyterx]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[parawyrm]

More from that one post

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[mothermara]

what if orpheus was butch and she unclipped her carabiner and held it out behind her and then eurydice clipped it onto her belt loop and then orpheus didnt have to look back because she could hear eurydice jingle jangling behind her. follow me for more dyke solutions to famous tragic literature

[julia-miraclerat]

Can you believe it! Torn apart by dogs again!

[aenslem]

1.04 "The Naked Time" STAR TREK: THE ORIGINAL SERIES (1966–1969) 4.03 "Human Best Friend" STAR TREK: STRANGE NEW WORLDS (2022–)

[adestroy]

True love

This comic was cowritten by the real Nurse Chapel AKA @psychoticpterodactyl16

[philippageorgiou]

Um, just, full disclosure, I’m not a cat person.

[lenin-it-to-win-it]

It’s so funny how like. Spock is queer bc of the subtext, the Otherness inextricable from his character, meanwhile William Shatner was handed the straightest man of all time on paper and fumbled the bag bc he couldn’t stop giving Leonard Nimoy fuck-me eyes and now he lives in a bi Kirk hell of his own devising, forever enduring the conshatquences of his shactions