#butterscotch bitch

[sheherlestat]

my puking princess <3

[ladypaperwriterson]

Speculating that Butterscotch Bitch is a taunt against Armand about how desperate he is to get just about anything (good or bad, doesn't matter, literally any sign of attention or affection) from his love interests, and how willing he is to take/tolerate/do anything just to please them - basically a mockery of him bottoming. And a cruel remark about how l no matter how hard he's tried and how many horrible things he's done in the process, nothing ever works. Not with Lestat, not with Louis, not with anyone. And, once again, he's now alone. More alone than ever before.

It's nasty and cruel and hurtful.

It's something that Lestat would do.

It's something that Armand would (rightfully) feel very hurt and bitter about.

In other words - delicious.

[shadowtruthsandashes]

Hang every rope, burn every witch, but you'll never catch...

[apfel-saft404]

[blueberry-matty]

today, i bring you lestat doing a hair flip while saying "bitch". tomorrow, who knows?

[squirrellypoo]

My head is rollin' 'round

Will my toesies ever touch the ground

Hang every rope

Burn every witch

But you'll never catch the butterscotch bitch

- The Vampire Lestat “Butterscotch Bitch”

Oh god he’s describing three means of execution - guillotine, hanging, and burning at the stake.

I think we know how the first and last will figure into the season but who’s gonna get hanged??

[open-windows]

thank you daniel hart for including the word “toesies” in the chorus of a genuinely excellent song. i am having so much fun

[ghostontape]

I can’t believe they edged me all season long with Butterscotch Bitch and then didn’t let me cum, they were diabolical for that