#butterscotch yaps

[crystalinescotch]

It is theory time once again

so I remembered @fishymom-art saying to look closer at day 30 of FaB inktober

and thus, it prompted an analysis that i pulled out of my ass at 5:30 am while drinking a coffee protein shake

So about this, nothing seems unordinary at a first glance, but here is what i noticed about the image

Mystic flour is not an overtly violent, or even aggressive cookie, nor has she ever been. But here, we see her covered in jam as though she either crumbled someone, which could reference the early-redemption comic where she tries (and fails) to assassinate dark cacao, or as though she was near someone who was crumbled, which seems the more likely outcome, considering her pacifist nature. Who, I couldn’t say, but in this hypothetical scenario it’s likely someone she cares about. My vote here is Dark Choco

The jam seems to have splashed over one of her eyes. Who do we know that she has a connection to that has a scar over the eye??? Dark Choco. Her stepson. The only difference is the jam is splashed on the left, whereas Dark Choco’s scar is on the right. But the other connection to this specific splotch of jam has to do with Dark Enchantress Cookie. The ‘creature form’, when only partially displayed, is often on the left, specifically in the below image, aka the doodle of the cookies’ eyes

Sighs go my lazy screenshot

and finally, 3. The souljam. It’s in it’s split form, so post-CV era, probably faerie kingdom arc. And the interesting thing here is it appears uncorrupt. Untouched by DE’s tomfoolery. Not half shadowed like shmilk

And not fully shaded in like Burning Spice

So that caught my attention, and it probably does mean that the scene depicts her watching a loved one die in battle or something

But what the fuck knuckles is the actual conclusion here, Scotch? There isn’t really a solid one, it’s just what i noticed and what i think. I am by no means able to decipher Fishy’s storytelling genius, but I think it’s foreshadowing for future events if anything, and my theory is that in a big fight someone got stabbed

-_-

I should start developing a healthy sleep schedule instead of just making theories abt my hyperfixations.

[crystalinescotch]

okay so I realized smth about @fishymom-art’s comics

sugarfly was one if the faeries present when that fight ensued and wings were burned. she was not there when the bodies were being buried

I’m not sure if she crumbled or just couldnt bring herself to grieve (or perhaps is assumed dead), but if she did kick the bucket pavlova would probably cry, mourn, blame himself, detach from reality for a bit, and then throw hands with the whole universe

(this is based off of what i would do in that situation tbh)

[crystalinescotch]

fix a beast shitpost #4 i think

why do i come up with these things dear god

this is also partially kind of a theory

I think it would be funny if silent salt didn’t share ALL of elder faerie’s memories, or a good chunk of Elder Faerie’s memories died with before getting ✨magically beamed ✨ to ssc after he escaped

now, I know that since efc is technically like an echo (?) silent salt left behind to rule the faerie kingdom whilst he led the Kala Namak knights (that’s how i interpret this at least or something like that perhaps ssc and efc just share consciousness & memory and salt being in the tree didn't prevent the theoretical ‘signal’ between the two, but if that WAS the case, picture this.

SSC NOT KNOWING SILVERBELL IS HIS SON INITIALLY

that would be FUCKING hilarious

like

“SINCE WHEN AM I FATHER-“

*roll credits*

[crystalinescotch]

in spite of the crk mirrorship ban lets do more mirrorshipping. Idc if its been resolved lets make them live with it.

enchantresslily? Bet they would hate that, lets do it

timecroi: peak anyways

shadowcest or wtv its called: add to cart bc its funny

[crystalinescotch]

alrighty. Theory time mfs

so

in fix a beast we see a mysterious entity, clearly evil and has bad intentions. So who is it? Imma go over the options

(DISCLAIMER: I am in no way affiliated with the creator of the au, and this is not canon, just me being an over thinker)

Elder faerie: obviously not, the evidence being the entity encourages his bad ideas about white Lily

dark enchantress: she wouldn’t hide like this entity, and it looked like mystic flour knew them personally. The two are obviously not close, therefore it cant be her.

someone unknown: the most likely option to me, seeing as no one else fits exactly the criteria

And finally, my personal fav theory, Longan dragon: they would see silent as a threat because of his power and capability as a cookie. It would make sense if he and mystic were close at one point, perhaps old lovers (waaayyyy before coruption) or had an arranged marriage for alliance reasons, hence him possibly making the ivory pagoda as a gift. Dark cacao would be a target because he is known as ‘dragon tamer’. Longan would see this as both a threat and an insult. It would explain mfs reactions to the figure, her fears of losing dark cacao, and the distress of dark choco in that one panel from the bonus attached to it.

Despite allat, I still think it’s unlikely it’s Longan bc this is kingdom not ovenbreak but Yk a enby can hope

[crystalinescotch]

fix a beast shitpost number one (i think)

this is just a buncha silly commemts and shit, buckle up for my ted talk!

and now we add silent salt to the collection/hj

Silent salt: …why do you have a mildly threating box?

mystic flour: =)

*insert silent salt in dress after some shenanigans*

bonus:

“goddamnit not again” ahh reaction

[crystalinescotch]

Wizard brave

okay first of all the image is BEAUTIFUL OMG

secondly, this ship is a classic in a way. The two have had an age-old dumbass and slightly smarter dumbass dynamic and i, personally am a fan. Its rlly sweet and theyre funny. Perfect for, like, slice-of-life type shi. The dynamic reminds me of Ron and Hermione in a lot of little ways (even though the only reason is because I watched those movies a lot as a little kid)

overall 7/10

[crystalinescotch]

COOKIE RUN THEORY ACHIEVED

my pneumonia has bound me to inactivity and such i have been reflecting on crk lore and the fact that apparently one of the ancients canonically is about to not make it

SO

we’re going thru all of our options in order of likelihood in my opinion

5. White Lily. It would be too cliche for her to die fighting her ‘evil clone’ (yes im aware that isnt actually the case and its more elaborate than that but bare with me here). Also, if it were to happen, it would be because DE’s fate is tied to hers??? It just makes like minimal sense. And not to mention wlily surviving even tho de doesn’t or whatever happens to her would open up the opportunity for a better look into the faerie kingdom with more wlily lore since OBVIOUSLY we aren’t getting that via anything related to elder faerie cookie because devsis just refuses us elder faerie content outright atp. -_- also i would cry and revolt if lily died and part of her placement as ‘least likely to die’ is me manifesting her survival

4. Golden Cheese Cookie. There just isn’t any reason for her to die in the final fight. I don’t have too much to say about her life or death (if someone does have an actual detailed explanation PLEASE reblog w/ them i am lost and did NOT know what to put for her) but she should be safe, it’s not like her being the ancient to die would do much unless her and white lily reconcile and become besties again and then one of them (prolly golden cheese in this scenario sorgy) gets absolutely SLIMED and we all sob because doomed yuri and also we lost an absolute icon.

3. Hollyberry. She’s somewhat lore related to a possible arc involving the dragons, and also devsis pays her somewhat less attention sadly. She is an amazing character and she has a lot more to be explained for her kingdom and SO much better to do with herself than just being killed off, that’s lazy writing imo also there’s just no reason besides Eternal sugar/ Holly’s family flipping out over it and maybe pitaya angst. I wouldn’t say she’s safe, but I think it’s unlikely we’ll lose her.

2. Pure vanilla. I’m sorry vanilla stans but he sadly is in the danger zone… I have lots of reasons. Mostly being the MAJOR angst. The bravegang would all be forlorn that their friend died. Custard III would be DESTROYED by such an event, the main three would all cry n stuff, chili pepper would be kinda sad but mostly because custard is and she’s basically just like trying to comfort him??? I suppose. Black Raisin would BREAK, he’s her best buddy. and not to mention the ANCIENTS. White lily would be devastated, dark cacao would go through the whole ‘i failed to protect what matters most again’ thing, Hollyberry too probably. Golden cheese would sorta freeze up i imagine. Shadow milk even, would probably be in an outrage if his other half got beamed into another plane of existence by DE, that would be where his loyalty ends. Because he IS lonely, and part of the deal with Dark Enchantress was for pure vanilla to be stuck with him i believe.

and last but not least, Dark cacao. Sadly, I believe he is the one who dies. My reasoning for this is mostly based off of the fact that we might be getting a more ovenbreak connected story. We know that we’ve seen dark choco as king before in BY, and not to mention the fact that dark choco not knowing because he wasn’t present would be awesome. In this little scenario, Carrow would wound up wandering to look for Dark Choco, AKA their new king, while he’s still either avoiding his responsibilities on purpose or just unaware and cavorting around. Dark cacao dying would he the most plot interesting because it leaves open some interesting stories to be told, and i kind of want to see mystic flour’s reaction tbh. And a funny coincidence is that mystic flour is the only one with a confirmed Good ending (via her leavened one costume), though it’s mostly a random coincidental thought i had that I cannot tie into this theory/ analysis

anyways, thats just a theory

a GAME theory- *gets eaten by the copyright capybara*