#butthole stuff

[snusbandxknifewife]

Highlights from me introducing @jurdanhell to my baby: The Great Faerie Asshole Debate

For those of you not familiar, my (completely correct) theory is that faeries don’t have buttholes because it’s mentioned in the book a bunch that going to the bathroom is a “gross human thing” and it’s heavily implied/possibly outright stated (don’t remember it’s been a year) that faeries Don’t Use a the Bathroom. If you ain’t gotta shit you ain’t need a butthole. Also female faeries don’t have urethras and I will not be taking any criticisms. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.

[snusbandxknifewife]

i already unfollowed you sis. but your mean girl squad keeps reblogging your puke.

My “mean girl squad” what is this? Fifth grade?

[snusbandxknifewife]

Asshole Discourse 2: Electric Boogaloo with @jurdanhell

[snusbandxknifewife]

you have an obsession with faerie assholes, and for What

I have a pile of them in the corner of my room that I’ve stolen. They whisper to me at night like the thumping of a dead man’s heart beneath my floorboards.

[snusbandxknifewife]

okay so it's occurring to me how little I know about anatomy but if faeries don't have assholes because they absorb and use all of the food that they eat then do they really need intestines or is that why they are there to begin with

Ok it’s been like 5 years since I was in biology but I think all the nutrients get absorbed through the stomach lining so yea intestine rights are revoked too 😌

[snusbandxknifewife]

Credit @laequiem

[snusbandxknifewife]

you’re so fucking annoying lmao

Lol so a few things: 1) yea I try my best to be and 2) the block button is right there baby why don’t you do everyone a favor and save us from reading your lame asks and just use it.

Also since I can only assume this is because I just reblogged @slightlyrebelliouswriter23 ‘s anon like 3 minutes ago I have to ask. Are you just stalking my blog waiting for me to make another butthole joke? Honestly boo find a better hobby I’m not that entertaining

[snusbandxknifewife]

no one:

absolutely no one:

you:

I didn’t even do anything today I was focused on axe whore Cardan