#buttholegate

[mindflamer]

tell me why they picked that for mike. quickly

[justfurinairl]

I cant believe one of the things keeping byler belief alive is the fact that mikes favorite band is “the butthole surfers”. why. why did i need to know that. i. and with the emphasis on music. im abt sick and tired this is worse than dickgate😭😭😭

[crazyeggrolls]

“BUTTHOLEGATE IS REAL” I say as they drag me to the asylums

[gracious-midnight]

Mike Wheeler canonically listens to the butthole surfers.

[bylerswheel]

butthole gate... save me, butthole gate...

[snusbandxknifewife]

I’ve been in countless DMs and the jurdannet discord speaking the ABO gospel and it’s slowly working but it all circles back to one truth

@jurdanhell

[snusbandxknifewife]

okay so if faeries don’t have assholes, do guy faeries have nipples?

Assuming they develop in the same way as human fetuses (everyone starts developing like a female until the Y chromosome kicks in) yes because human dudes develop nipples as fetuses before they’re technically dudes so imma say faerie dudes are the same

[snusbandxknifewife]

You rang, my love?