Alexa on the Capitalistic Plan...
While shopping for Christmas Presents....
Alexa: The problem with shopping for other people, is that I want to buy myself presents. And I do. Every time.
Me: I know-- I bought myself earrings when I bought my mom a ring. Then I bought myself a shirt when I bought my brother two shirts.
Alexa: It's all part of the capitalistic plan to promote more spending! They're winning!










