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This game lets you have threesomes now.

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Stupid thing I made after work.

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i am curious for your hcs regarding noah, whether in the normal setting or fantasy 👀👀👀 gimme some of that mtnick flavoring too <333 -- @deaddovecrashers :3c

Ooohhhh👀👀👀. I'll do a mix of both >:}, thanks for giving me an opportunity to yap about him, Jaunty :]. Gonna put the list under a read more because it's gotten... long :')

One of my favorite thoughts about Noah is him being a control freak but not looking the part. Many people think he's chill, especially with videos related to the crashers, but in many of them you can see how he adds more rules to the rules so things go how he wants :}

Idk why, but I think he wouldn't be like a dog dad or a cat dad and would have another type of pet. I dunno why I imagine him being a reptile dad and having a bearded dragon (no, wait... I do know why *cough* Clandestine *cough*)

He's very protective of his collections and things in general. He let Vernias play with some of his pokemon cards once and never again

I believe him and Brent would end up becoming besties through playing Marvel Rivals together :], but for now, even in my fanon they don't interact much or are that close.

The fanon dynamic I have for him and Sophist is the one that Dexter and Doakes have. They both respect each other but they're always being suspicious of the other (like, Sophist knows there's something going on between him and Nick but cannot point it out, for example)

I think he fell for Nick over time, and not being a "love at the first sight" kinda deal, and didn't want to act upon it because he puts Nick on a pedestal of sorts. And then he has to see him and Vernias (or him and the fellas if we go polycrashers route) being all cozy and that eats him inside >:}

In the fanon universe where '(s)he's so nice' is set, him and Nick are fuckbuddies and Nick goes to spend the nights with Noah when things with Vernias go south. (Would put more but I'm not a fan of spoiling my own writing, heh...)

He looks like he's into some weird shit, but compared to the crashers, he's pretty vanilla. Sure, he enjoys some roleplay here and there, but he's not on the same freak scale as the fellas are.

In the fantasy creatures AU, he's thought of manipulating or taking over Nick's mind to lure him into wishing for them being together forever >:} but loves Nick too much to actually do that to him.

Related to that, he's done that before. But his victims have never spoken about it because they always seem to forget :}

He only rules over the realm inside the magic the gathering card holder he resides in and the shadow realm he sends wish makers who piss him off one too many times.

Nobody knows if he was born a djinn or got turned into one as punishment. Anyone who asks gets thrown in the shadow realm.

For now this is the list. I'll probably come with more things for him with time. He's so fascinating and skrunkly :3.

Have a good one as always, Jaunty :D

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Blocked the gay hockey After AU show tags on here.

Not because it's gay. Not because it's hockey. But because it's After. Not a fan of those type of stories tbh.

Also, the actors and fans of heated rivalry are bringing rpf of other athletes of other sports to the mainstream and ain't got time for dealing with that.

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Brain Knife Anon doesn’t have asks open so in hopes it will get passed along: I am setting one fancy drink of your choice in your vicinity. I enjoyed your addition thoroughly. Hornet you may also have a fancy drink if you desire one as you and your anons are all very cool and chill. ///^-^///b

Eldritch!Noah’s human form looks very normal, but his eyes are pure white. The void in which he exists is pure white by default, so it’s not that hard for new players to connect Noah with the game dimension. Most don’t really bother to wonder further than that- sort of the same mental gymnastics as the fairies vs. walruses debate.

That said, Nick has a gift. A blessing, or a curse, however one wants to look at it. He can see everything, whether he wants to or not. Every time something moves, Nick sees the invisible arms carrying it. He watches Sophist fall from a height and the ground reaches up to catch him. Brent rolls a 20 on an action he physically shouldn’t be able to do and suddenly he looks bigger, shinier, as the world helps him accomplish his task. Vernias dies, once, and magic ripples around him in a silent apology before bringing him back.

To Nick, the magic surrounding Noah is nearly blinding, but he can’t look away, because Noah isn’t simply controlling the void, he is the void.

Maybe it’s just better if he doesn’t say anything about it. It’s not like his friends can see the horrors beyond their comprehension, after all. Who’s to say what Noah thinks when he notices Nick’s tendency to stare at things he shouldn’t be able to see.

-Going gremlin mode, 🐈‍⬛

hullo, 🐈‍⬛ and I'm going to shoutout @brainknifeanon here too so they can see this wonderful post :}. And thank you, I sure do need a drink, and I'm glad you enjoy being here with me and the nonies. I'm honestly impressed for all the chill vibes we've got going on, so happy :D

And ahhhh, I love what you've written here, along with some sprinkles of my mtnick boys. Love them so >:}

So sorry for answering asks so late as of lately, but life's found a way to get in between my chill and hobbies time here, unforts. :{

All hail the gremlin mode!! >;}

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I think it’s very fun to think of Noah as some sort of gamemaster-god type being. The games are an extension of himself, and his physical form is just on the players’ perceivable level. How do you get into his void? Who knows. How to get out? Carefully, I’d imagine.

Not related but my fave video of his is I Let YouTubers Run A Shop or DND But the Players are Insane. I found Noah through Failboat so I’m a little biased. To be fair though the latter had to be pretty tricky from a technical standpoint and it impresses me.

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Oh, making him a bit lovecraftian works too. I like it :]. And yesm one must be very careful when dealing with Noah :}. You guys are so creative, it's lovely <3

Man, it's been a while since I've seen Failboat's vids. used to be very into him and smant and pointcrow and the other Mario Odissey Speedrnners back during the pandemic. Have to rewatch Noah's old vids when I have the time.

Sorry for the delay and have a good one, 🐈‍⬛ anon.

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My favorite thing of being into rpf is finding the rpf-enjoying pearl-clutchers. Like they like writing fanfic about two actors/youtubers/sportsmen fucking, but watch out if the fucking isn't missionary style with the lights on. Also, you're a weirdo if you write them in angsty, dark or whumpy scenarios.

Sorry that some of us prefer writing fanfics that aren't the equivalent of a Barney the dinosaur episode, I guess.

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Imagine losing your only attempt at a world championship, the only one you win being with help of other 3 people, and moving onto management, taking this kid who has the same nationality as you but is objectively better, and project onto him your shortcomings, live vicariously through him his victories and, behind the scenes, stirr pots, poison wells, play the media game and do everything in your grasp so that kid does what you couldn't and taste the sweet tang of champagne through his tongue...

Only for that kid to end up being your copy, and losing the world championship the same way you did: 3rd place behind a multiple time world champion and your(his) teammate that got priority. Isn't this a tragic tale?

Well, it isn't a tale really. This just happened to good old Mahk Wibbah.