#bye pete

[captainlandy]

talk shit about otter get fucking fired bro

[yeahyourewelcome]

since I left Iowa I have gotten zero political youtube ads.  THAT’S A WIN FOLKS

[kurtty-drabbles]

Poison au

@djinmer4 @dannybagpipesarecalling @discordsworld @look-ma-no-hands336

N/A: I was thinking about this story, that image was gold, yandere!Kurt on the loose. I would choose Piotr but I love Yana too much, so, here Piotr let go of this toxic feeling and starts going out with Neena.

Excalibur is building a good name for themselves to the point where many organizations want to help. In a sense, they are building a nice human-mutant relationship in a way Professor X never could imagine. At this very moment, M-13 is leading a special agent of their own, a man named Pete Wisdom. The man is here to provide help to Excalibur to catch a deadly wizard who is killing many people(not only British citizen)

However, Pete is giving a far worse impression than an evil wizard could dream of. When he shows up the man smiles flirtatious to the women and for a moment Meggan was sure he would hit on her, her wedding ring does not make some pervert back off(Brian´s scowl help,but, sometimes, Meggan has to turn into a wild animal and beat a pervert with her bare hands), yet, the man starts to hit on Kitty Pryde.  

Kitty Pryde has 19 years old and Pete is far older. Rachel did frown at the man as she puts a hand on Kitty´s shoulder(once Kitty look at Rachel for support) the situation gives a horrible deja vu. At first, it was innocent enough, he would just say how pretty she is and Kitty(having a bit of low self-esteem) didn't think it was too bad at first..then it starts changing.

A man once calling a woman pretty surely think she owns him and Pete shares this idea and now Piotr´s flashback makes Kitty irritable and ashamed. Is any man who calls her pretty will be like Piotr? This did leave Shadowcat to feel mentally unwell. Meggan and Rachel have time to talk with their colleague and friend and leave Brian and Kurt to deal with Pete.

The case of the evil wizard was tough nor because he´s powerful than Excalibur is because working with a man that mentally harm one of your friends is not easy. Brian is not taking this well, while Kurt, for his total shock, is very calm. In the end, the evil wizard was arrested.

“Bravo, mein friends, we did” Kurt congratulate Pete and Brian can´t understand how Kurt is so calm about it, when Piotr was here even Rachel have troubling in controlling Kurt to not murder the Russian. Rachel´s telekinesis almost wasn't enough to prevent a murder.

“If you say so” Pete speaks bemused deep down he wants to see more of that pretty girl he could make her a pretty woman. “Pete, let's drink something. My treat” Brain look into Kurt's eyes and then thought about his sister, Betsy has done morally grey questionable things in the past, so, Brian can do that. “You two go ahead, I'll head home, Meggan wants me back to help with dinner”

Pete didn´t seem to mind and wants to drink a nice German beer. Kurt obeys silently and gives him a nice beer. The two make a toast to friendship and the love of Kitty Pryde “She is a pretty thing isn´t it, how come no one claimed her before?” and greedily drinks the beer as Kurt only watches and smiles at him in a not friendly mask anymore. “She´s not an animal to be claimed and what makes you think you have any chance?” And now Pete falls from the table and is having a hard time to breathe. Kurt only smiles as Pete is trying to get back to the table.

Pete´s skin is turning to pale until the light of his eyes leave for good and smiles and drinks his beer.

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“So, that man won´t be back here?” Meggan asked pouring tea for Brian and Brian only reply as calmly as he can “Let´s say he won´t go back ever again”

Meggan stops and look at him. She sighs loudly and asked “It was Rachel or Kurt?”

“Kurt” and he asked, “how is Kitty?”

“She is feeling better now that Peter is not here, let´s say to the MI-13 the evil wizard killed Pete” Meggan replied now serving tea to herself as well and Brian nods. That´s the best plan they have so far.

[the-flying-tora]

Monkees Singer and Bassist Peter Tork Dead at 77

The affable performer played with the Monkees from their earliest days as a made-for-TV band all the way through their recent reunion tours

[kaninchenzero]

fuck yeah i'm now represented in congress by colin allred

[howlingacoustic]

[dasstilletod-archive]

If you don't like Clyde please go away

[apointofsingularity]

Bah Warehouse 13 is over :( :( :( :(