The April Fool’s joke could have been worse, sire. They could have said Elrond had joined Celebrimbor in Sauron’s harem, and was currently very scantily clad on Sauron’s lap!
He opens the letter. 📜 The air shifts. 🌬️ Suddenly the magical trio is behind him. 🧝🏻♂️🧝🏻♀️🧝🏻♂️ He raises an eyebrow. Keeps reading. ☕🤨 Elrond: "I DID WHAT?! WITH WHOM??!!" 😱😱💔
The guards look up. 👀 👀 A harp string snaps. 💀🎻 A duck explodes. 🦆💥. Wendy (the dove) gasps. 🕊️😳
Galadriel (not looking up): "Honestly, I saw this coming." 😐✨📜 Gil-galad: "NO, no.... You, especially YOU don't get to speak." 👆😤 Galadriel (sips tea louder) ☕☕☕☕☕☕☕ Celebrimbor: "WAIT... I'M in the harem too? Do I get a crown??" 💍😳 Isildur (somehow there): "I just wanted a pen. Can I go too?" 🖋️😵💫
Gil-galad stands. The crown slides. 👑 But his eyes... are: S.H.I.N.I.N.G. ✨😌✨ Free. So free. AT LAST. 🥳🎉🥳 "YOU. YOU. AND YOU. ✋🧝🏻♂️🧝🏻♀️🧝🏻♂️ You are Sauron's problem now. I hereby and forever relinquish all parental rights. 💅🔥 May he lose sleep. May he find no peace. May he regret everything." 😌📜 Gil-galad leaves the chat. So does Círdan. 🌊🛳️ The sky darkens. ☁️ The harpist walks out. The dove files a complaint. 🕊️📋💢 The squirrel sues. 🐿️📞⚖️ (His lawyer is a raccoon.)
The crown hits the floor. No one moves to pick it up. 👑💔
P.S. Elrond, do send me the address for the wedding present 🎁 P.P.S. Celebrimbor, you are not getting a crown. Sit down. 💍🫢
