#byyyeeeeeee

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Begging

Vs

Demanding

[pattons-stripper-euro]

I post one selfie for the first time in YEARS and all the thirsty weirdos on here start asking me about my preference on penis size 🤣

They'll have the shock of their horny tumblr lives when I go back to my usual Mike Patton shit posting 🤣😂

[myarlert]

here’s to 21 🤩👵🏻

[kristsune]

HEY JONNY?! WHAT’S YOUR LOCATION. I JUST WANNA TALK

[burningpeachdelusionofchaos]

Fuck you and your so-called "reality" where Trump is somehow "president"

[kamisartvonkunst]

I will disappear for a few years now or something bye 

[vampirebambi]

I love when i see a super fucking annoying post on my dash and im like... okay who the FUCK reblogged this and put it before my eyes and i scroll up and i have no fucking clue who it is, so i can just... unfollow them. It's great.

Like, this is stupid who is this? Oh. A stranger. Cool. Byeeee!

[welcometohighwater]

magic tavern boys are so insane

like i’m sure before going into season five (okay i’m only on episode nine don’t fuckin wreck me) they maybe had a conversation about, should arnie and chunt be getting more together? it’s been nine years, it’s what the people want? (just my speculation)

and then matt young just fucking ran with it. like previously he’s been dropping that usidore thinks they should get together, but now he’s in whole hog. episode six and he pimps them into kissing like a little girl playing with barbies. and fuckin steve waltien egging them on even further, saying tomblain fantasizes about it, are you kidding me

i’m half “these dumb fucks” and half “that’s what a friendship should be”