Jun 13, 2023
c!Dantdm doodles, he lives in my head rent free Also, a friend gave me the idea of making him an Allay hybrid ^-^ they're wings are so fucking hard to draw, and for what.
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c!Dantdm doodles, he lives in my head rent free Also, a friend gave me the idea of making him an Allay hybrid ^-^ they're wings are so fucking hard to draw, and for what.
"absolute power corrupts absolutely" nah man you don't even need absolute power you just need like,,, ONE demonic or sentient sword and you are SET for a corruption arc
Being used as a vessel for the sword or netherite peice of your choice and having it speak or move through you without you being able to stop it IS a pretty nasty side effect though so uh,,, SHAWTY LIKE A MELODY-
Sometimes you're all like "I'm such a girlboss. Look how much money I conned people for! Look at all the gambling addictions I gave them!! I am so cool!!!! Capitalism rocks I love being rich and I am Not Sad" But then the moment you get home you turn on your Marina and the Diamonds playlist and sit fully clothed in your Minecraft bathtub with a potion of tequila HEALING, screaming at the walls in the darkness of your Minecraft mansion in minecraft
So anyway Hermit The Frog fucking slaps don't @ me and also I've decided I'm mad at iBallisticSquid again for that time he tricked me and then immideately killed me (which was not my fault the cursing was NOT my fault I didn't know any better I mean how would I have known about kindness being ALIVE it's not my fault) so he's officially UNinvited from my kareoke party unless I change my mind again
And also I'm having a kareoke party please come and please spend all your money there. Knowing all the lyrics to every ABBA and Panic! song is not only recommended it's required (jk!!! unless 😳)
I WAS FIVE PARAGRAPHS INTO AN ESSAY OF A TEXTPOST AND MY SCREEN FROZE AND I HAD TO RESTART IT SO I LOST THE POST I HATE VERY THING
Anyway since my original essay defending my point is GONE I'm just going to say
"SOSMP Dan is both a witch AND a mad scientist"
and take no criticism and not explain anything. I'm just objectively right. It's compensation for my pain :)
*wears sandwich board around my neck that reads ASK ME ABOUT THE DANTDM LONGFIC PLEASE*