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"If you were Occtis Tachonis you would already be dead."

NO? YOU CAN'T JUST DO THAT BRENNAN?! NOOO?? NONO. THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW YET. BRENNAN!?

#oh no #i just realized something #Brennan is going to make the last soldiers episode be the one where they learn what happened #BRENNAN #NO YOU CAN'T JUST DO THAT???#c4 e9 #critical role #cr spoilers #critical role spoilers #critical role c4 #critical role campaign 4 #cr occtis #occtis tachonis #cr soldiers #cr seekers

Director: "I don't think we're feeding the actors enough."

Hal: "Oh?"

Director: "No. Because Lash is eating the goddamn scenery, okay? It's a travesty. We don't need a dramatic pause on every sentence. And he keeps cheating to his best angle when it doesn't make sense."

Lmfao this is the kind of interaction I've been looking forward to since Liam and Taliesin told us their characters were involved in the theater. This is the good shit right here.

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Hawkins while Thimble and Clauny (and the Black Rabbits) talk to each other

#this is so fucking funny #c4 e9 #critical role #cr spoilers #thimble

Brennan: "You see that Constance, who was your record keeper, is no longer here."

Azune: Hmm. My Lord?

Lord Einfasen: "Yes."

Azune: I noticed that our record keeper has been amongst those dismissed.

Lord Einfasen: "We are going to consolidate the record keeping of the remaining Revolutionary Guard into a central branch."

Azune: Understood.

Aka: Having accurate detailed records done on site is a bit inconvenient when we want to get away with shenanigans, so we will be "consolidating" those records elsewhere to a place we control.

You can't prove there's allegory in this indeed Brennan.

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Tyranny telling Wic to get an acoustic guitar to start recruiting people because "kids love that" is so funny. Youth Pastor Wic confirmed.

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Oh my god I think Azune might actually be autistic. I'm watching the Episode 9 cold open and the whole "double your efforts" conversation is making me sweat so hard I just want to run in there to help him. Azune, baby, darling, love of my life, he didn't take your statement the way you meant it. He's insulting you and implying your previous workload was light and he's about to make you and your colleagues lives SO much harder and you need to maneuver this conversation better!!! This is so stressful to watch I'm going to vomit lol.

Azune: "Not to my knowledge, my Lord. Is this something you want us to double our efforts in observing? Has there been evidence of this that you are aware of?"

Lord Einfasen: "No. But I appreciate the eagerness with which you offer to double your efforts. Is it such an easy thing to double your efforts?"

Azune: "I believe that we are of the mindset that whatever must be done in service to the city is what shall be done."

Lord Einfasen: "He furrows his brow and says, "If it is no great task to double your efforts, then I would like to see them doubled anyway."

Azune, when he asks if it's such an easy thing to double your efforts and then follows up with, if it is no great task to double your efforts, I would like to see them doubled anyway YOU IN DANGER GIRL. The correct response to the question,

Is it such an easy thing to double your efforts?

is something along the lines of: My lord? An easy thing no, but if necessary to accomplish a specific and important task we are willing to sacrifice beyond a reasonable measure, blah blah blah, something about honor and devotion to the cause. (And if you can slip in a mention of paying valiant knights' overtime for their service to the country, all the better).

I'm so nervous for this man in any situation where he has to politically manipulate anyone. He and Murray are going to fuck up so many social encounters. At least he's less squishy than Murray so I can worry about him getting murdered slightly less. Putting an autistic character at the political intrigue table is evil. Evil genius, but still evil. Azune is going to give me heart palpitations.

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I'm three quarters into episode 9 so I don't know if the Lux in charge of the hospital is good or evil yet but in either case, why the fuck is she in charge of the hospital AND the festival?!?! Delegation people have you heard of it?

There's some sort of plague happening, she's explaining the concept of ye olde triage to a worried family, AND she has to deal with party planning? NO. Someone else deal with the festival, this is ridiculous.

At this point, if she IS evil I don't blame her, this situation is intolerable lmfao.

#critical role #campaign 4 #cr c4 #c4 e9 #campaign 4 spoilers #campaign 4 speculation #why is this woman running a hospital and a religious festival?#running a hospital during a health crisis I might add #surely someone else can manage the cookies and candles #or whatever