#c4e2

[godaweful]

the face of a man who was just informed in character he's never had sex

[chipthekeeper]

my favorite sad pixie and her emotional support dweeb :')

[ithinkthiswasabadidea]

[immult]

imagine being shadia and you look over and your parents are still mimicking each other's body language even after all these years.

[luminousstardust]

pov it’s the morning after a funeral and your pseudo-mom is sharing waaayyyyy too much information about you already

[ittybittyremy]

Everyone is here like “haha old lady fucked a giant angel” and I’m over here thinking “oh granny is torturing grandpa in the basement”

How did he get there? Were they lovers? Did she lead him on? How did they trap him? How did she get pregnant? Was it classic birds and bees or was there some magic shit? How consensual was this? Did she get pregnant before or after putting him in the iron maiden? How did they make an iron maiden big enough for an angel? That takes time, how long were they planning this?

[mareastrorum]

Sam did homework for the show for the first time in 10 years, and Brennan lit Sam's freshly written Bible on fire in episode 2.

Amazing.

[milquetoad]

just met a 30 foot tall angel chained standing to the inside of a towering iron maiden, one fitted with taps that pierce and continuously drain its glowing celestial blood while it screeches and claws at its manacles and its filed teeth gnash and its featherless wings judder and scrape themselves to the bone against the walls of its cruel prison. and it’s my grandpa