#c4zer

[c4zer]

COOPER! I'VE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU FOR DAYS! I'M IN THIS QUAINT LITTLE VILLAGE IN CALIFORNIA THEY CALL SUNNYDALE! I GOTTA SAY COOP, IT DOESNT SEEM MUCH LIKE A SUNNY PLACE TO ME! ITS LIKE WALKING IN THE MOUTH OF HELL IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN! VAMPIRES AND DEMONS AND SOMETIMES INCREDIBLY HORNY HOUSES! GONNA NEED YOU OUT HERE ASAP AGENT COOPER! I'VE BEEN TALKING TO BILLY IDOL AT THE LOCAL TEEN CLUB AND IT SOUNDS LIKE THERE'S AN APOCALYPSE HERE EVERY YEAR! MEET ME AT THE MAGIC SHOP IN DOWNTOWN ON MONDAY! I'VE GOT TO GET BACK IN THERE, THERE'S ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE JUMPING POP PUNK BANDS GETTING ON STAGE! YOU KNOW I CAN'T RESIST A JIG!

[jeremiebelpois]

Hihi my friend @c4zer is new-ish to tumblr, so if you'd like to follow a trans lesbian women from the US who's into buffy the vampire slayer, twin peaks, the amazing digital circus, indie music, and more, please check her out!!

[c4zer]

tdov motherfuckers, witness me 2015-2025

[c4zer]

boss makes a dollar i make a dime that’s why i shitpost on company time

[c4zer]

hey why’d you put me in a folder labeled “goon”, what does that mean? am i some kind of henchman now?

[c4zer]

dont talk to me right now, im developing my character

[c4zer]

my gf after we started dating:

did i show you my tits and *then* start kissing you in that order? i have to get normal-er

[c4zer]

did you know that when you kiss a transfem on prog pink floyd starts playing in her head? not hits either, im talkin ummagumma. drugs are fun