Swalwell That Ends Unwell
Eric Swalwell suddenly doesn’t believe women. He attached an asterisk. It’s a personal fetish. We’ve got some nerve adhering to his standard.
Resigning even though he claims he did nothing wrong makes as much sense as his convictions. He may face one of a different kind. The defiler who’s singularly repellant even by congressional levels is a wicked ghoul just like he’s always seemed if you thought his policies weren’t predictable enough.
Swalwell has the right to offer a defense despite his calls to summarily issue a guilty verdict to anyone who votes differently from him. Unlike the person who’s somehow still in Congress, I favor legal protections for the accused. My commitment remains steadfast not just because there’s an actual case against him in contrast to the poor souls he baselessly charges. The list of those he’s harmed keeps growing. Not obeying their precedent is a graceful gift offered to scumbags.
Upright Democrats condemn one of their own forcing himself upon women as long as it doesn’t cost them a House vote or something. They need to stop Trump’s dastardly intentions, which means using any means necessary to retain their whip count. Trying to keep Swalwell in place is how they oppose evil.
Some other corrupt charmless pirate than the one who preys upon the vulnerable in a lecherous manner will screw up California. Swalwell won’t get to harm ladies as a state-level executive. He feels he’s the one who suffered. Democrats oppose a rapist losing an election for their side. Nancy Pelosi has her principles.
Swalwell may not have been the only option. Golden State Democrats have plenty of conventional dirtbags in the bullpen. Finally treating his depravity as a problem just happened to take place during a gubernatorial election year. The novel concern for his victims will also keep him from dividing votes, but please don’t assume the sudden interest in justice is based in pure political calculation.
California is regrettable enough without Swalwell on the prowl. The embodiment of government ruining circumstances is a science experiment to see if a place with every advantage can squander every resource. Politicians involving themselves in every freaking life aspect is bad enough. Poor residents don’t even get lousy stuff in return. The tendency is creepy in consistency. He’ll have to keep screwing over the innocent at the federal level.
There’s one difference between Swalwell and those he accuses, namely evidence. Brett Kavanaugh’s misdeed was championing checks and balances. Liberals who don’t let the lack of any facts deter them from announcing a Supreme Court nominee was a predator will support maintaining continuity in Swalwell’s district.
They despise the guy they want to keep in place. Very decent and ethical ex-allies of Swalwell wanted to get the lie out while concealing truth. Professional schemers never thought their measures would apply to them. Gangsters who live large as they avoid pondering any potential comeuppance can’t arrange every getaway. I bet the Clintons are shocked and appalled that someone who doesn’t respect ladies is a member of their party.
Swalwell is broad-minded when it comes to bedding women he shouldn’t. The apparent open marriage advocate already had a different kind of sex scandal involving betraying the country he represents in its legislature.
The lack of consent is very confusing to Fang Fang, who slept with him voluntarily because of his amazing personality. That scenario is as convincing as his current defense.
The assailant of females and taxpayers already betrayed his country because he presumed nobody could resist his undeniable charms. Whether it involves rape or treason, Swalwell can’t have sex without committing a crime. He wasn’t traitorous while satisfying his disgusting urges this time. He thought that’s all it took for an encounter to be okay.
This is a tough time for Democrats who have to pretend they just discovered Swalwell is a sex fiend. Acting like they just found out is as challenging as professing with a straight face that governmental spending helps the economy. Media allies have been covering for him over the years. But they bravely tell the truth once they can’t conceal his appalling felonies anymore.
Never planning ahead is a Democratic speciality. Their supreme guiding criterion applies whether it comes to chasing away prosperity by taxing it or treating women like garbage. Every conniving harmer inevitably has a psychological projection kink: they always presume others are also disgusting psychopathic opportunists.
We must review the basics with Swalwell’s side. They need a seminar to remind members to not commit sex offenses because they’re bad. The party of avoiding punishment has an ulterior motive, namely wanting to avoid severe sentences when they’re caught.
Treating being obnoxiously self-righteous as a virtue is fun for participants in the moment. But loathsome enthusiasts for governmental overreach never anticipate how satisfying it is to watch them topple. There’s no tomorrow for those who fritter seized earnings. They won’t stop grabbing.
Villains who consider themselves invincible help the righteous stop monstrousness in their inadvertent way. Swalwell’s unabashed repugnance led to him cussing like Holden Caulfield while defending horrifying interdictions. He was barely concealing his sex transgressions by overcompensating. We call that the Weiner metric.
The algorithm is functioning properly. Like how the police are rarely surprised by who’s a suspect, it’s almost always the exact megalomaniacal off-putting politicians who turn out to be assaulters of women. The outcome is as obvious as the direction of U-Hauls in California. Karma uncovers who’s preening. Swalwell also violated the Constitution.
