Are you my mother?
"pfft! yeah right! you gotta be stupid! but i guess it’s nice to know that people would never forget me! eeyeheheheh! ..who am i kidding, they would remember me!"
smug grin.
"Soooooooo~ I’ve been searching for a surrogate mother figure, and so far you’re the only one who fits the profile."
”..you’re kiddin me right! i aint doin’ that kinda stuff! eeyeheheh, besides, i’d burn everything in sight down! how’s that for a mother figure??”
"That's pretty much the way my father raised me, actually. But I need the influence of a woman! I'll grow up warped if I have to be raised by 7 guys and television."
((You are grown up Wendy... sort of...))












