#cacophonous

[cacophonousatrocity]

Poll: which power ranger color is the gayest

Red

Blue

Yellow

Green

Black

I don’t know/why is pink not an option?

Voting ended onAug 19, 2024

[mikefrawley]

A Child

A child deeply searched the emptiness beneath this world’s cacophonous din  once even while no one was watching actually heard a still small voice within yet sadly they were told it wasn’t real and never heard the lovely voice again A child spread their untried wings to fly determined to set the hearts of all free yet many mocked shaking their heads  and a child’s eyes never learned to see living as one of the desperate masses  oh why oh why can’t we let children be

[imagine-loki]

Imagine Loki trying to learn to play the clarinet. He practices religiously, for two to three hours a day every day, but the only sound that results from his hard work is a cacophonous sequence of ugly squeaks.

Still, he tries with all his might to produce some half-decent sound. And from there, legitimate music. Once the squeaking stops, of course.

You get sick and tired of the racket and finally storm off to his room to tell him that he needs to either figure out how to play the stupid thing properly or just set it on fire, because it’s been giving you terrible headaches.

Loki gives you a kicked-puppy look and you feel bad for yelling at him.

After apologizing, you explain to him that you played the clarinet years ago and would be willing to teach him. You’re not enthusiastic about it; you just want the noise to stop. Regardless, he practically jumps at the chance to really learn.

You start by replacing the reed (“What did you do? Stick it in a wood chipper?”) and correcting his embouchure (“Don’t do that with your mouth. It’s a clarinet, not a popsicle.”) before teaching him any notes, but it does happen.

And from there, legitimate music.

Before long, Loki does indeed play legitimate music. Whether for someone’s birthday, or with a long, complicated piece, Loki has become the resident clarinetist.

Whenever someone compliments his new talent, he quickly credits you.

[critrolestats]

Cacophonous

Sandbagsam asked: How many times has Matt described something as ‘cacophonous’?

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Times Matt said cacophony or cacophonous: 19  Updated to Episode 81.

01 Arrival at Kraghammer

(2:28:18) You guys hear this cacophonous *explosion sound*, this large blasting sound...

02 Into the Greyspine Mines

(1:47:16) All of you hear two loud, cacophonous, thunderous slam sounds on the ground next to you.

(2:40:45) You hear a cacophonous amount of hacking and coughing as all of them drop their attack stances and begin just retching.

(2:53:46) It probably blew out his eardrums with the cacophonous blast of thunder.

04 Attack on the Duergar Warcamp

(2:11:42) And with a cacophonous cracking sound, the stone floor beneath you splits open.

05 The Trick About Falling

(2:00:51) With this cacophonous explosion sound that rocks the immediate vicinity, it takes an additional 2d8 of explosive damage.

06 Breaching the Emberhold

(1:28:15) ...with a cacophonous, echoing gunshot, that, within this cavern, definitely carries some sound to it.

07 The Throne Room

(1:07:01) Suddenly, there’s a cacophonous bit of pain streaking through Pike, Vex, and Clarota.

(2:30:35) As the lightning strikes down on the center of the sphere, you see the water itself burst as the actual, cacophonous blast of lightning kind of loosely shakes up the aquatic sphere.

08 Glass and Bone

(1:34:49)…this brief moment where it seems like the cacophony of this entire circumstance slows down.

23 The Rematch

(1:27:56) It’s a whole cacophony of cheers and curses.

29 Whispers

(3:31:57) ...heard a series of gunshots ring out, screams, and other sorts of cacophony.

35 Denouement

(p1. 0:49:13) As it does, Percy's voice rings out in this cacophonous roar that shakes the cavern around you.

37 A Musician’s Nostalgia

(2:57:30) The two of you both swell into this cacophonous spray of music...

51 Test of Pride

(2:16:23) The rhythmic slamming of the weapons growing loud, like this cacophonous rhythm.

52 The Kill Box

(0:29:36) You hear this cacophony of voices around [...] just growling.

56 Hope

(1:01:03) A secondary explosion that sounds dulled and covered, but then, as it hits the air into a loud, cacophonous *explosion sound*, water and smoke and pieces of metal go flying.

71 Vorugal

(0:48:44) You can hear the multitudes, like cacophony of off-harmonies of winds of different portions of the distant ravine that are all kind of howling together..

79 Thordak

(3:49:58) You hear very, very distantly, what sounds like a—sorry, Internet—a cacophony of voices. ‘Cause there’s no other word to describe it. 

[cacophonousatrocity]

Gun to your head which mars rover do you blow up

Opportunity

Perseverance

Spirit

Curiosity

Sojourner

Just Shoot Me

Voting ended onFeb 21, 2023

[cacophonousatrocity]

I made a Spidersona.

The Thorn Weaver. Bitten by a radioactive spiny orb weaver. Still need real name ideas

[cacophonousatrocity]

Lets make a Villain or something.

Tragic backstory

Evilness

Gayness

Always holding cat

Monologues

Redeeming qualities

Tall?

Short?

Old

Voting ended onFeb 28, 2023

[cacophonousatrocity]

What super powers should a ridiculous super villain have in my next dnd campaign

can blow themself (non lethally)

They can control mosquitos

They can make homemade IPA’s (super ridiculous stuff)

helicopter blades coming out of their back

They have a really big Tractor

They can turn alcohol into water (villain name buzzkill)

They have a belt that makes them really slippery

They can duplicate themself but with every duplicate they get shorter.

Can teleport but only straight up or straight down

Voting ended onMay 23, 2023