😂 for vivian and cade~
Date: February 10th
Time: 4.20pm
Location: The Vixen Den
Status: Closed
This could not be happening to her, this was not happening to her.
Maybe if she said it enough and clicked her heels three times and said there was no place like home.
Except no, Vivian Brooks was definitely on the verge of committing printer homicide. She’d taken to printing out their schedules for the upcoming away game because hooray their Coach was fundamentally useless and Vivian refused to sink down to the level of mediocrity. That meant their schedules were currently on print out, they’d be slid under everyone’s doors and they would be adhered to or woe betide you if you faced Vivian’s wrath.
Their printer incidentally had decided to give up on life, or someone had fucked with it and that person would be dead when Vivian found them.
Or subjected to a spectacularly cruel and unusual punishment that Vivian was dying to think up.
With a noise of frustration that sounded like she might have been Xena in another life, Vivian banged her fist down onto the printer where it only proceeded to mock her further.
“When the robot invasion comes,” Vivian muttered in a dark voice, “You will be thrown in the ocean for being worthless, so you can mock me now,”
The sound of movement nearby had Vivian glancing up from her tirade, a dangerous look on her face.
“If you mock me, you and the printer will be going exactly the same way,”
