#caesar zeppeli headcanons

[lenawritesjojos]

Good Evening/Afternoon! I was wondering how Dio, Caesar and GioGio would be like if they had a daughter? And how would they take care of her through the years (Hilarious if Caesar's daughter would marry a Japanese like Holly X'D) and such, btw I love your writings so much!♡

Hi, thank you! This is a tricky one, but I’ll try my best! Also, I’m sorry but I’ll only do Dio and Caesar since I have too many requests right now, and I really can’t picture Giorno as a grownup haha. I hope you like these anyways :)

Dio Brando with a daughter:

Dio would literally spoil her rotten. She would be his little princess, the only one worthy of carrying his genes in the future and the most special person in the world for him (and that’s saying something, since Dio only loves himself).

He would protect her at all times, probably not even letting his subordinates even speak to her except for the closest ones. Dio would be secretly afraid that she could be used by someone who hated him to inflict pain on him.

One of the worst things about Dio when he’s in contact with other people is that he always tries to manipulate and control them all the time, and his daughter would be no exception. It would take her a long time to convince him to let her go outside alone.

Dio would both love and hate the teen years of his daughter. She would be rebellious and insubordinate, but at the same time they could do bonding stuff together, like talking about hot people and their own egos.

Caesar Zeppeli with a daughter:

Much like Dio, Caesar would pamper his daughter and treat her like a little damsel, spending as much time as he could with her since day one. With him as a father, his daughter would grow to be polite, but sarcastic and quick-witted.

He would teach her how to use Hamon, feeling proud when she could finally control it during her teens, and also a bit more relaxed since she could defend herself with it.

As she would grow up, Caesar would let her have her own space, but he would miss having so many father-daughter bonding moments, and would always try to know about her life in a nice way, asking about her friends and love life (the last one discreetly - he’d like to know ALL about the people she planned on dating but not coming accross as creepy).

If she ended up a Japanese or a foreign man like Holly did, Caesar would be very sad to see his daughter part from him and her home country, but happy to witness how she leads her own life and makes her decisions. He would probably call a lot, reminding her of how delicious Italian pizza tastes and trying to get her to visit Italy as much as possible.

[lenawritesjojos]

Can I get Caesar and Joseph with a fem!S/O who suffers from Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome? It's a problem that I suffer with and it sucks. Basically I get cramps even when I'm not on my period, I have mood swings and I'm more aggressive than your average gal, it's dangerous for me to get pregnant, and my metabolism doesn't work so I'm thicc in a bad way. Please and thanks. Hope this isn't a bother.

Hello! Ow, that sucks a lot, I hope it gets better with time :( sending you love and strength to surpass those cramps! Meanwhile, I hope you like these.

Caesar and Joseph with a fem!s/o who suffers from Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome:

Caesar Zeppeli

He would be the type of guy who, when he sees his s/o is hurting, drops everything and tries to help her the best way he can. Warm water bottles? Check. Spare pads? Already bought. Mountains of whatever food she’s craving? On the way!

Dealing with her mood swings isn’t the most easiest tasks in the world, since Caesar is usually quickly baited into starting fights, specially if she gets aggressive with him, but he tries his best to understand and accomodate with her moods.

If she has to visit the gynecologist regularly, he’s there to accompany his s/o, like a true gentleman, and will certainly try to reassure her if she feels bad about it, telling her that she’s already perfect for him and that things will get better.

Caesar also loves her body, and he will tell his s/o that as many times as necessary, saying that there is no bad way to be and that he loves her. All in all, he’s a very good boyfriend to take care of his s/o during the hard times, and even though they can have heated discussions sometimes, he’s always there for her.

Joseph Joestar

This man is truly a mess, but in a not-so-bad way. His s/o would probably have to explain him what exactly is POS more than once, but once he got the grasp of it, Joseph would be all over her, trying to help her feel better with it.

He can’t be trusted to buy pads, tampons or other necessary items, but he’ll gladly accompany his s/p and try his best to educate himself in the different brands and types there are. Joseph will also secretly buy her snacks and such to surprise her, although it may be a bad idea if it isn’t exactly what she’s craving and she’s on one of her aggressive mood swings.

But it’s alright! Joseph will fight anyone and that includes his girlfriend! Her mood swings combined with his chaotic energy are actually the worst nighmare of their neighbours or close friends, since they will yell at each other stubbornly for extended periods or time, seemingly not needing food or rest.

Nevertheless, despite all that, Joseph can be a pretty amazing and supportive boyfriend too, probably as much as Caesar could be. He’ll be there for his s/o through thick and thin, always cheering her up with his stupid jokes and making her feel better with herself, as well as easing the pain. She’s not alone in this, and he makes sure to remind her of it.

[lenawritesjojos]

Thank you for your fantastic headcanons!! Can I request 💞⭐️🥳😆 for Caesar-san? :з

Thank you!! Yass some Caesar love finally :D

💞 How do you win their heart?

Get closer to him, try to speak a few Italian words and maybe even bring him a pizza - that will make the trick! Oh, and also prank Joseph or mess with him in any way. Caesar will love that.

⭐️ Do they believe that soulmates exist?

He definitely does. Caesar is a very romantic man, and believes there is a person waiting for him out there somewhere, someone with he could grow old and raise a big, loving family. When he mets them, he knows they’re the one, and never leaves their side.

🥳 How do they cheer their s/o up when they’re down?

Caesar will probably make it a ‘them’ day. He’ll prepare them a bath, put their favourite music, cook their favourite meals... whatever his s/o wants or needs at that moment. He’ll also listen to them and try to make them see things more positively. At the end of the day, his s/o will be feeling better, and Caesar will be satisfied and happy.

😆 How do they make their s/o laugh?

Most of the time by mimicking Joseph, American accent included, but he will also go for speaking his significant other’s language in a terrible Italian accent or impersonating someone they know well. He can also crack good jokes, and most of the time his s/o is already crying with laughter by the time he has told a few.

((I won’t be doing any more of these now. Thank you all for your requests, and feel free to ask for headcanons or scenarios whenever you want!))

[sunsetsinhoenn]

😆☠️ headcannons for Caesar

BIG fuckin OOF, anon

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😆 How do they make their s/o laugh?

❅   When he’d first start dating you, making you laugh is in the back of his mind. Not because he doesn’t care to see you enjoying yourself or anything, but he’s just so caught up in wooing you that he forgets that two people can also still be romantic whilst acting like a couple of goofballs. He’s also kind of serious, so he wouldn’t want you to think he was an idiot on the first date.

❅   Maybe after a few more dates or if you crack a joke first that makes him laugh does he get reminded that it’s also an important part of long-term dating. After that point, he’ll try his hand at getting you to let out at least the smallest of chuckles. As soon as he sees the smile show up on your face, he’s hellbent on being the romantic and dedicated man he can really be. Laughter is the best medicine, and it seems that you’ve caught a case of lovesickness.  

❅   The types of jokes he makes focus more on wordplay or on observations of his surroundings and less so on himself. He’s not big on physical humor or making a fool of himself, but every so often (very rarely) does he stoop to the level that Joseph has been seen to reach just to make you laugh. It never fails to get a good laugh out of you, so he thinks of it as his secret weapon, but he’ll be damned if anyone else finds out that he does that for you. It’s for your eyes only.

❅   He can also be pretty sarcastic if pushed to it, so that makes you laugh if the context is humorous enough. If it’s more of a serious situation and he’s getting just a little peeved, it still makes you huff out, trying to keep the laughter contained.

❅   He’ll make you giggle in happy embarrassment by just being a sap. He’ll pull you close and playfully flirt with you enough to have you acting giddy, all the while peppering your face in light kisses. This is his favorite way of getting you to laugh.

❅   When passerby’s see the two of you laughing together, they immediately feel a twinge of jealousy or longing to be in a relationship like the two of you are in. You both just look so in love and like you’re have the time of your lives.  

☠️ How do they react when they find out their s/o is dead?

❅   There’s a long pause of silence with his breath being held inside of him longer than he realizes. His thoughts are racing a mile a minute and yet he can’t seem to formulate anything complete or whole in his mind. It’s blank save for the image of you as he’d seen you last.

❅   He gets angry immediately, and if the news of your death is being delivered to him rather than him finding out himself, he’ll take his frustrations out on them as if they’re the ones to blame. He’d have to be held back and reminded that it’s not their fault that you’re gone, and he’ll eventually relent, understanding that. But he wouldn’t apologize about it until later, after the information’s really sunk in and he’s already begun grieving.

❅   If he’s finding out himself and he watches you fall to the ground with your life quickly leaving you, he’ll focus on you first before he gets to whatever it was that took you down. Even if danger was sure to strike him as well if he stayed with you for too long, he wouldn’t move an inch and be ready to go to the other side with you. You’re that important to him, and if you really have to leave so soon, he’s going to make sure he’s by your side in your last moments.

❅   It’s that reason why he gets so mad if you were to pass without him by your side. He’d feel guilty for ages knowing that he couldn’t comfort you one last time or let you have peace knowing that he would help you put away any grievances you’re leaving behind.

❅   I think that he wouldn’t ever find romance again after you were to leave him, simply because he’s so dedicated to honoring who you were, how you made him feel, and the time that the two of you spent together. He’d grieve for a long time, but even after years and years of you being gone, he’d still visit your grave and think of you. He knows that he has a lot of life left in him to live through and cherish, but there’s a part of him that can’t wait to see you again and tell you that he loves you straight to your face.

[sunsetsinhoenn]

💚💙 - headcanons for Caesar?

HECK ya, here u go

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💚 What’s their type?

❅   There are a couple key traits that are important to him, but other than that if you give him enough time, he can warm up to almost anybody given you fit his (surprisingly low/flexible) standards. ­­ ­

❅   The first trait is kindness/empathy. If you’re the type of person that doesn’t care about other people or you always put yourself in front of others, then he’ll not be interested at all. Sure, he used to not be the greatest of people, but he changed. He is forgiving if you can do the same eventually, but by then you’d have to go to great lengths to prove it and it’d take a minute. Don’t be surprised if he’s still a little short-tempered with you until then, though.

❅   The second trait is honesty! He can’t stand pathological liars because you can never tell what the truth with them could possibly be. Sure, some situations call for lying, maybe, but if you’re constantly messing with him, he’ll just get mad.

❅   Other than that, he’s down for just about anyone. Be a good person. Don’t lie. Really, he’d be happy if you were shy, funny, hot-headed, goofy, dumb, the strongest person around, timid or whatever else. He can tease the best of them, but he can’t handle his own medicine, so if you’re the type to not back down from a challenge, he can get a little flustered defensive.

💙 What is their perfect date?

❅   The typical romantic date. Dining at a fancy restaurant outside on the patio. There’s a body of water on the backside of the restaurant, so if you look down past the railing, you can see swans swimming in the calm night. There’s not a lot of business, so no one else is around. Above you is a clear night sky, so you can see all of the stars surrounding the bright, full moon. A breeze goes by that’s cool enough to make you shiver, so he removes his jacket and puts it on you, while also moving his chair closer to yours. Despite how no one is paying attention to the two of you, you’re both talking in hushed whispers, eyes gazing at each other the entire time.

❅   That makes a perfect date for him, but anything that makes a date go from ‘meh’ to ‘hell yeah!!’ is when:

You’re both so caught up in each other that the world beyond the two of you might as well not even exist.

He gets his chance to be the ‘perfect boyfriend’.

You reciprocate his affections, even if you’re shy about it.

The conversation never goes stale.